Bill Whittle’s last essay “Magic” was actually a bit short for him, so short it was almost readable. Whitler has since decided that the reason it was short was because he gave into peer pressure to make shorter essays. Now, he’s decided to do his own thang, and has rewritten the entire essay, making it longer. So here is “Magic: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut“. I think it actually grows in size as you read it.
Since my blogroll has gotten so large, I no longer just add people to it by request, and instead am trying to come up with better standards for who gets added. The new one is now being an attractive female who write great posts. Thus Annika gets added to my blogroll just like Courtney did. Maybe I can use my links section to subtly flirt with them; just no one tell them that or it will seem insincere.
Andrew Sullivan is having another pledge drive. Last time I heard he made $80,000. Well, let’s show him. Help me raise $100,000 dollars. Currently, we’re about $100,000 short, so start pledging!
John Hawkins has another blogger symposium, yet again without me. Argh! I hate things that don’t give me more attention.
Emperor Misha I has something just like my Frank Answers™, but he’ll probably say he thought of it first. Liar.
Condoleezza Rice is doing beer ads. Unfortunately, it’s not like that famous Miller Lite one.
How do females without blogs get you to flirt with us? I mean, them?
That’s a very good question. I’ll have to think about that one and maybe put the answer in “Frank Answers”.
Courtney is very cute.
I suggest you develop an application form for you to keep a very close list of mmmmmmm-friends. But keep it to yourself, this blog-place is very busy. I mean, a chocolate box cannot be open in a metro.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…. Nice….
Amphitryon has a point there, Frank. Perhaps you best keep the links to all those honeys to yourself.
My name is Frank. I have a blog (not as funny as yours and I have to share it with my brother, but still) and I am a rather unscrupulous, evil, duplicitous bastard. God only knows what I might do with certain information…
She has “Frank J” and “very sexy” in the same sentence three times.
THREE times!
How do you do it?
I can’t give away all my secrets. Ladies love the Frankster.
Who is Andrew Sullivan???