I have decided to declare June 4th, my birthday, to be National Gun Safety Day. Here from the Frank J. archives is a gun safety manual I wrote a number of years ago. Now go out there, shoot bad people, and be safe.
I have decided to declare June 4th, my birthday, to be National Gun Safety Day. Here from the Frank J. archives is a gun safety manual I wrote a number of years ago. Now go out there, shoot bad people, and be safe.
You need to update to the 21st Century. Please use your Replace All command on Communists and replace with Islamofascists.
Nah…Just add a disclaimer to the top. Something like, “…Communists (includes Islamofascists).” They’re all cut from the same cloth, anyway.
Your gun safety essay is really lacking in the area of beating people with the gun when you’ve run out of bullets (or when you feel like getting personal.) It’s so very important to beat people in a way that not only protects the weapon but also reduces the chance of contamination from diseased freaks.
Happy birthday you ninja-fighting fool!
Run out of bullets? shakes head
I think A copy of this might be going on my ammo box. Just so I don’t forget. Mebee with a copy of the color-code alert explination.