If Xanadu become president, he wants me to be his historian. Okay, but I warn you, sometimes I make stuff up.
Right of Center takes apart the French-looking John Kerry. And Stoney finds out that Kerry keeps popping up everywhere like Forest Gump.
Jason has made a video of all the Peace Gallery pictures so far.
Brian J. (no relation) has survival tips for being attacked by a giant kangaroo.
I was told that Instapundit didn’t link to this post, so I will. It’s a contest to come up with the best mockery of the current drinking age.
Finally, Fritz has the office going away card for Ari Fleischer. What’s the name of his replacement so I can start getting prepared?
Plus, Michele doesn’t get linked to by me as often as she would like. Which reminds me, Michele, Meryl Yourish, and Lair are all participating in Blogathon 2003 to try and raise money to buy an entire ambulance to help save lives in Israel. Give if you can.

You really don’t link me as often as I would like.
Just saying.
Do you want regular links, or the ones like I’m giving to Instapundit?
That was fine, thank you. I’m very happy now.
How about giving a percentage of the Nuke The Moon t-shirts’ sales to the ambulance fundraiser? Remember that it’s the thought that counts, so even a .0001% donation obligates people to revere you as a saint.
Hey, I like a Historian who embellishes.
Just make me look good on film, Mr. Demille…