Just to be clear, the In My World™ yesterday morning was an April Fools joke (as was the one last year). But it could become true if you don’t buy my t-shirts and check out my advertisers.
I have two new ones. If you’re thinking of starting your own blog or moving away from the unstable blogspot, check out Fusion Rays. Also, there’s an organization of Bush supporters meeting up the 2nd Tuesday of every month (and if you don’t support Bush, I’ll punch you). Plus, the babe who wants peace through superior firepower is back. I used to hate the hippy peace symbol, but now I like stealing it.
So check out my advertisers and buy my t-shirts… or next time it won’t be a joke. Really!
First! First time, too.
It was a joke?
I guess I can stop printing “Barney” shirts.
Just bought Know They Enemy: French t-shirt. Now don’t kill Chomps.
So why can’t Barney be tougher than Chomps? Think of the confusion one small scottish terrier could inflict on the French? On the terrorists… On John Kerry’s campaign!
You need to run with your idea here.
I think it will later be revealed that Barney got hung in Chomps’ throat and suffocated the poor bastard. Because Barney was neither a hippy or a commie, Chomps didn’t approach the task with his usual gusto, and the result was disasterous. Later, Barney fought and dug his way out, creating the first dog tracheotomy incidentally, and thus explains the blood on his snoot.
Why does the shirt have to be black? Why not some pink ones or periwinkle for us girls? Black just makes me look washed out and no amount of blush can fix it. But I like the polo idea too.
Chomps dying is never a joke. It is a low probability occurance anyhow. His rage had merely reached a new level and intensity such that it momentarily incapacitated him.
A new blog… I attended the guest lecture at my college last night…. The guest was someone who has decided to invade the blogiverse, and one for whom Frank has attacked… Mr. Dave Barry! Can’t I have loyality to two sepreate Blogs? Frank what should I do? Or should you and him have a fight to the death?
Just the thought of seeing Chomps die by Barney really had me laughing evilly. Unfortunately, it is not true, or so I’ve heard. I was actually hoping you were going to adopt an evil cat instead. {sigh}
“he had it coming” from the musical chicago. those liberals stole the best picture oscar from the two towers. nice payback.
oops, wrong post. sorry.
I just got both my Know They Enemy t-shirts in the mail. I think I’ll wear one of them tonight while I’m at the gym!!!
Long Live Chomps!