For winning the questions for John Kerry contest, Bob Owens got to send me two questions for Frank Answers™ (I never got any from the runners up, BTW).
Anyhoo, here are the questions:
Question 1:
Rumour has it you write content for the site wearing nothing but a glazed doughnut. My questions is: Krispy Kreme or Dunkin’?
That’s just a weird and stupid question. You are weird and stupid. You were given a chance to aske me anything, and this is what you came up with? Fool, I call thee.
Given a choice, though, Krispy Kreme. Mmm… Krispy Kreme. I love the icing filled ones.
Question 2:
Is it possible to order a “Nuke the Moon” t-shirt with the SarakK option pre-installed, or is that strictly after market?
Sorry, SarahK does not come with the t-shirts, nor can she ever be bought by money. If I knew the key to winning over SarahK, I wouldn’t share it with you, you weird donut-question-asker. Such a secret I would keep to myself while laughing at all others. Actually, I’ll just laugh at all others now.
Ha ha ha ha!
Now on to other business…
If you have any questions for me, especially scientific in topic, don’t send them to me because I’m tired of questions.
No questions here, Frank…
I have my Nuke The Moon T-Shirt. Know Your Enemy T-Shirts. Both French and Terrorist.
A box of glazed Krispy Kremes and my Rottie Mug full of coffee.
Live Is Gooooooood!
First!
Frank, you’ve had the secret to Sarahk’s heart all along. Just click your heels together three times and say “There’s no place like Texas”. I promise, it’ll work.
Jona Jona Jona…lol
Frank, i would tell you and only you my secret. but it involves writing the world’s funniest blog and being way cool.
but thanks for asking, Bob.
Got my NTM t-shirts, My husband made his t-shirt premier at Best Buy this past saturday. Made the guy who sold us our camcorder pause a minute.. (Poor fella looked like someone hit him upside the back of his head with a board when we came walking up… Mwha ha ha ha!) Dangit Frank, ain’t that Lazer finished yet?
Dude, that’s just wrong.
My concern is how you hold those donuts while using both hands on the computer keyboard.
It’s a disturbing image unworthy of a Reagan Ninja.
Do we really need to go there?
You should watch him make hamburgers.