This was sent in by my brother, Joe foo’ the Marine, and is from the wise P. J. O’Rourke:
Moore’s new book, Dude, Where’s My Country?, contains ten chapters of fulminations convincing the convinced. However, Moore does include one chapter on how to argue with a conservative. As if. Approached by someone like Michael Moore, a conservative would drop a quarter in Moore’s Starbucks cup and hurriedly walk away.
Bask in its wisdom and be at peace.
🙂
Mike Wilson has a new trailor up at his site for his movie “Michael Moore Hates America”. I can’t wait for this to come out.
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But the quarter wouldn’t drop as it would lie on top of all the cholesterol- and fat-inducing foam on top.
Yes, I too had to deal with a non-republican today. She felt that reagan wasn’t that great ’cause he “tripled the deficit”. Also, she thought that a guy who used a quote from George W. Bush in his yearbook, who said “we shall prevail…” wasn’t cool, and wasn’t true.
not sure i could bear to look at moore for long enough to accurately hit the cup with the quarter. it would probably hit the ground as i winced in eye-pain.
I would probably yell “AHHH A giant evil Hobbit!” then throw the quarter as a diversion and run.
Nice. I’d probably keep the quarter and just hurry away.
I think some big conservative moviemaker should come out with the film “Farenheit 400 pounds” all about Moore and his shenanigans. Maybe that would be enough to make him disappear for a while.
Michael Moore is a giant Ewok.
There are big conservative moviemakers?
I’d go out to my shop,cut the quarter into 1/4th’s,load it into a 12 ga. shotgun shell,then place the s.gun barrel in close proximity to comrade moore,& wait ’til he/it needed change for a dollar.
I’d drop something into his cup, but it sure wouldn’t be a quarter . . .
Big conservative moviemakers……hmmmm…..well let me see……
Unless you can consider Mel Gibson, I really can’t think of any right away. Of course that doesn’t mean there aren’t any.
Does it?