As part of making the documentary about wacky liberals, maybe we should start a foundation called “Less Moore”… or has someone already made that joke?

On a serious note, Blackfive needs all our help to get a needed bill through Congress to help save troops’ lives.
On a less serious note, a hate mailer puts Michelle Malkin in her place. Yeah! You tell her!
Michael Moore is now guilty of false advertising! Just when you thought he couldn’t stoop any fatter lower…

I have a new advertiser with patriotic music! Check him out!
Also, I forgot to mention the renewal of the ad for RightWingStuff. If you haven’t checked out their merchandise yet, you’re a muckadoo.
Keeping Frank’s advertisers happy means I get more money for other projects such as documentaries (and eventually replacing my Hyundai with a Jaguar).

I really like this documentary idea; only problem is that I’m plenty busy so I’d need the help of others to do it. It can either be made by editing together clips of wacky liberals with some voice over narration or maybe as a flash animation. Then we just have to find good pictures of wacky liberals and maybe do the voices ourselves.
Anyway, I will be the executive producer, director, head writer, and narrator. Maybe Bill Whittle can be the editor since he doesn’t seem to be doing anything else (how long can a person’s main page be blank before he’s declared blog-dead?).
Now, we need to focus on what the point of the documentary will be. Here are the points I want to hit:
* Explain how liberals are nuts
* Explain that liberals are a menace to society
* Explain that liberals want dictators to thrive and give poisoned candy to our children
* Explain that liberals need to be sprayed with high-powered fire hoses
* Give tips to parents to keep their children from becoming liberals
* If children are liberals anyway, give tips to parents on handling a high-powered fire hose
* Give indisputable evidence that Michael Moore is fat and ugly
So, who want to help out? And, any other ideas?
Discuss… Discuss…

Kerry has found his running mate.

The documentary Spiderman 2, which focuses on how having mutant spider powers affect your average man, made $30-35 million yesterday. No word on whether that beat out Fahrenheit 9/11‘s gross that day or whether Spiderman 2 is affecting people’s views on President Bush.

For someone as smart as me, sometimes the English language is lacking and I have to come up with my own words. Such is the case for all the hateful idiots who follow people like Michael Moore and Noam Chomsky, blindly hating everyhting Bush does and enraptured in their own self-importance. To them, Bush is worse than any murderous dictator, and for losing their humanity in their supreme partisanship, I deem them muckadoos (monkey see; monkey do – muckadoo).
So would a muckadoo know he or she is a muckadoo? Probably not. So, out of the generosity of my own heart, here are way you can tell if you are a muckadoo.
YOU MIGHT BE A MUCKADOO IF…
* …protesting blowing up terrorists hideouts with the slogan “No Blood for Oil” makes some sort of sense to you.
* …you think describing Michael Moore as a corpulent, hideous, foul smelling, pig excrement in human form is a slight mischaracterization.
* …you at the same time think Bush has the intelligence of a Chimp and is successfully heading a huge conspiracy to steal the world’s oil.
* …you excitedly scan the news each morning in hopes of finding more deaths in Iraq to publicly show grief for.
* …you consider yourself political even though you don’t follow many news sources but are very good at yelling things and waving signs.
* …when listening to Noam Chomsky, anything other thought than “What a pompous retard!” pops into your head.
* …you think toppling evil regimes is never worth the costs of having Republicans elected.
* …you think Bush is just like Hitler because… well… Hitler is bad and Bush is bad… because… of… uh… stuff.
* …you can’t stand watching CNN because of its extreme rightwing tilt of letting a Republican speak every so often.
* …you think France is better than America in anything.
* …you think we should try and understand terrorists but anyone with different political viewpoints than you should be shouted down.
* …you sincerely believe there are no more than six degrees of separation between anything bad that happens in this world and Karl Rove.
* …you think there are other root causes to terrorism other than all terrorists ain’t dead yet.
* …you believe Cheney and Halliburton are a great threat to this world while “insurgents” chopping people’s head off are understandable.
* …you’re filled with hate right now.
* …you think anyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi and should be rounded up and placed in camps.
* …you come to this site to seriously debate issues.
* …you blame everything on America but, for some reason, just won’t f’n leave.
* …seeing a smiling Iraqi child causes you pangs of anger.
* …every time Rumsfeld appears on T.V., you wet your pants.
* …you understand terrorists’ “anger” but can’t figure out why anyone would vote for Bush.
* …you think your opponents are racist while professing that democracy could just never work for those “brown people.”
* …you are enraptured by Ted Kennedy’s ginormous head.
* …when you see people cheering children getting blown up, you don’t immediately exclaim, “Waste the motherf**kers!”
*…when asked what you would like to hit Ted Rall in the face with, you answer, “Nothing.”
* …anytime you want a reasoned discussion of an issue, you go to Democratic Underground.
* …you’re verbally shouting responses to this list.