Hi Everyone. Guest Blogger RightWingDuck here…
With the Swift Boat Veterans For Truth organization in the news so much, there have been a lot of questions regarding 527’s and how they function!
Here are some helpful facts for understanding 527’s and their roles in our political landscape.
527’s started off as military airplanes. Not having any practical use they turned to Politics.
John Kerry started off in the military. Not having any practical use, he too turned to politics.
If a 527 hurts you, you may not apply for a Purple Heart. I’m looking at you, Mr. Kerry.
Arguing with 527s is like giving orders to a cat. Nothing happens and you end up looking stupid.
527’s replaced the aging 526s: A law requiring politicians to wear Tiaras.
526’s are still popular in New Jersey and among California Girlie Men.
If you add 527 up, it totals 14. Unless you go to a public school, in which case a teacher will mark it up with purple.
Future 527 regulations will be written in purple as red is seen as too confrontational.
527’s can be good or bad:
A Democrat-oriented 527 group is like sugar and spice and everything nice. George Soros is seen as the grandpapa of the Democratic 527’s.
Grandpapa is also the Socialist word for Sugardaddy.
Republican-oriented 527 groups are evil and look like Hitler. Even the women! Stay away from Republican 527’s even if they offer you candy.
The 528’s come out next year. They’ll come in brighter colors and have more leg room.
I can’t wait. Nothing but good things coming! Unless you’re John Kerry.