Hello, This is Guest Blogger RightWingDuck with a special post for today!
This is an invitation to join the Alliance!
If you have a blog and you are reading this — you should be part of the Alliance. If you are not — then WHY NOT?
Join it you fool. I piti the foo who don’t join the alliance.
You can learn a career and earn money for college — oh, wait that’s the Army.
Okay, you get to shoot terrorists all day long — oh no, that’s the Marines.
Well, you get to put out a new story every single day — changing it as much as you want. That’s the John Kerry campaign — and it could be YOU if you had your own blog and you joined the Alliance.
Here’s our Hymn to inspire you to greatness.
The Bloggers Alliance Hymn
(Sung to the Tune of the Marine Corps Hymn)
From the booths of Internet Cafes
To the desk at work or home
We fight Alliance battles.
Wherever surfers roam.
First to try our rhyme and reason
And to keep our language clean
We are proud to claim the title
of Alliance Blog Supreme.
Inspired? You should be! It took me 5 minutes to write that song!
Well, we’re not supreme yet. But with your help, we can do it.
Okay. Let me give you an example of the fun stuff you can do when you blog and join the Alliance.

This week’s assignment.
Describe a tour of Evil Glenn’s House (aka The Puppy Blender)
Here my entry:
“Hello, welcome to Big Dog Realty? Are you here for Evil Glenn’s Open House?”
“Why, yes.”
“Excellent. Just wipe your feet on the Golden Retriever before stepping in. Glenn is a very clean person. Come here, Matty. Come here, Matty. Here boy. Good dog, stay still while he wipes his feet on you.”
“Um. Thanks? Good Boy?”
“Wonderful. You are so good with dogs. Do you like them?”
“Sure,” I responded.
“So does Glenn. What’s your favorite flavor?”
This was getting creepy. “Huh? Look, I’m just here for the open house.”
“Wonderful. This is a 3 bedroom, two bath house featuring lots French Doors, Doggie Doors, and an inside Kennel.”
“Whoa. Why is the kennel right next to the kitchen?”
“Convenience. Glenn is really big on that. Before I forget, here, take a free sample.”
What is this?
“It’s a puppy tail keychain. Glenn’s wife sells PuppyWare. You can rub it for good luck. Would you be interested in hosting a party? You can earn lots of free puppy points.”
“I’ll think about it. Can I see more of the place?”
“Okay. This place has a lot of history. Let me show you the puppy blender bar. This is Glenn’s favorite spot. Especially when he’s hung over- he comes here for a little ‘hair of the dog’ if you know what I mean. Here try a smoothie.”
“Ugh! There’s a hair in this!”
“I’m sorry. Did you want extra hair? Those Chihuahua Mixers just never have enough! We’re going to have to talk to that breeder. Did you want to see the breeder’s quarters. It’s right next to the maid’s room.”
“Okay?”
“Excellent. See, this is really the biggest room in the house. Of course, it has to be. What would a Puppy Blender home be without it’s own puppy breeder. Hans breeds the best puppy’s ever. We even sell them on the Internet. Glenn’s Puppies are the hottest thing in South Korea!”
“What are all those charts on the wall?”
“Oh, you know, technical stuff: Food Recipes, Smoothie Formulas, Breeding Methods, plans to take over the Blogosphere. Stuff like that.”
“Hey, dinner’s on. Do you like Hush Puppies?”
And that’s when I took my leave. It’s been on the market for 2 months and I hear that a lot of Hollywood Executives have been interested. We’ll see.
The End.
And thus ends my sales pitch for the Alliance. If you’d like more information, go to the Alliance home page and click on the button that says, So You Want To Join The Alliance. There are some things you need to do BEFORE you join. Read it and do it.
First you need a blog. Some of you are waaaaaaaaaaay too funny to just be chiming in on the comments section. Granted, we WANT you to post comments, but some of you need your own space. The Olympics Post and the Make Your Own War Story post showed clearly that some of you have too much humor to waste.
One last note. Blogs are cheap.. Some have a small fee like typepad..com. Some are free such as blog-city.com and blogger.com.
Join today. Evil Glenn would hate it if you did!