Oops, almost forgot.
Here are the winners of the Celebrity Costume Contest.
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Most Original..
Ann Coulter in Trinity-like black leather catsuit.
Posted by kyber at October 15, 2004 05:52 AM
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Best Representation of a John Kerry Supporter.
I’m no celebrity, but I’m thinking about going out dressed like Osama bin Laden. My desert robes will be open to reveal two things: a belt made from red-painted PVC pipe and wire, and a Kerry/Edwards campaign T-shirt.
Now I’ll just have to draw up some “Jihadistanis for Kerry” literature to hand out…
Posted by Guncrazy at October 15, 2004 12:09 AM
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Most Inspirational..
Ann Coulter in Trinity-like black leather catsuit.
Posted by kyber at October 15, 2004 05:52 AM
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Costume Requiring the Most Work–
Theresa could comb her hair, wash her face, put on some makeup, and go as a possessed Linda Blair.
Posted by greg zywicki at October 15, 2004 10:05 AM
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Most Creative..
Ann Coulter in Trinity-like black leather catsuit.
Posted by kyber at October 15, 2004 05:52 AM
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Most likely to deliver a baby in the Hallway Award.
For Halloween I put a life size scarecrow in the hall outside my office last night. This morning it scared the crap out of everyone. Now two weeks of getting used to seeing it there and then on Friday before Halloween I trade places with the scarecrow and grab their arms as they walk by. I did it two years ago in El Paso and one guy actually shit in his pants and his kids cried. Too funny. We will set up a camera to catch the action. One question one of the girls here is 7.5 months pregnant, the baby will be okay if its born here in the hall right?
Posted by Bullshark at October 14, 2004 06:42 PM
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Okay. You are all winners.
Well, not ALL of you. Just these 4 people.
So send me those questions for an episode of Ask RightWingDuck.
Email me at rightwingduck [at] yahoo [dot] com. But ASK RWD in the subject.
hahaha
first
I’ll be praying your passerby-friends in the hall way all take their heart meds :p
Yahoo! Three categories!
There’s definitely a theme to your Teresa answers: sexuality. Do you have a secret thing for her, RWD?
Please Please Please post the video of the scarecrow bit, Bullshark.
ROFL Bullshark.
“Most likely to deliver a baby in the Hallway Award.”
Funniest thing I’ve read all day!
(Bullshark’s story.)
No, THAT’S the funniest thing I’ve read all day!
Bullshark, PLEASE post the video. I’m already laughing myself silly and would like to get to delirium.
I went as Osama back in Halloween of 2001. I had a crappily made turban, a long fake beard, a long bathrobe and some old army fatigues. But… I also added a plastic fake bullet hole and used theater glue and placed it on my forehead, a rope around my neck, and a target on my back. Won 1st place in my office for the costume contest, but it pissed some people off. I guess they didn’t get my message. If anyone wants to check it out.. e-mail me.
BULLSHARK!! I went into a 10 minute fit of laughter after reading that!
I don’t know why but the thought of some guy standing there with shit in his pants and his kids wailing… OYY!! ROFLMFAO!!!
whew.. I needed that too.
still giggling
Okay, we’ve heard it all about Ann Coulter, but I can’t resist this one last potshot. Okay, not the last.
Forget her politics. Who do you think is most likely to find her attractive? Forget her political ramblings, I’m talking about on a purely shallow physical level. Because I don’t find her that attractive. I think she’s too skinny and doesn’t have enough fatty tissue in the right places. She looks like the anorexia poster child, although I doubt she’s anorexic; she looks healthy.
Whatever…
“Ann Coulter in Trinity-like black leather catsuit”
I second that emotion!