…the notion that porcupines have painful spikes is a myth, so hug one today; they’re squeezably soft.
…that if all of Michael Moore’s flatulence was converted into energy, whoever had to do it would be the angriest man in America.
…John Edwards keeps his hair so lustrous by washing it with the blood of the innocent.
I’d hug a porcupine before I’d hug Micheal Moore! Ew gross! Going to take a shower now….
Don’t forget to wash your hair with the blood of innocents!
Mmmmm. Blood of innocents.
S
FrankJ, can I trade oil for the blood of innocents?
Hey Frank – draw another funny picture. 🙂
i think i’ll stick with my Garnier Fructisse. it smells yummy, right?
thanks for the porcupine info, i don’t know if amarillo has a zoo, but if we do, i’m gonna go hug a porcupine today.
Muslim fascists are just misunderstood and that their religion is peaceful. Walk up to one today and let them know, “you feel their pain.”
SarahK – it’s not nice to tease the rest of the boys in the class.
You know that if we happen to see that flavor in the store we’re going to take a sniff. Do you really want a few thousand IMAO fans to know what you smell like?
I don’t believe the third fact because I have yet to find an innocent. Unless you meant innocent animal then this should be directed to PETA.
tacberry, the IMAO fans who also read my blog already know this, this isn’t a big reveal. so look for it, it’s in a bright lime green bottle.
I just got out of the shower and “Gee my hair smells terrific!” I love that elixir in the bright green bottle!
SarahK
There is a zoo in Amarillo. It’s in Thompson Park which is up on the north side of town, headed out towards River Road HS. I don’t know whether it has porcupines or not, but it does have monkeys. I’m surprised you didn’t take Frank there back when he was hiding from the hurricanes. Way back in the day, when I was a college student, I went to a July 4th party at the park, and got so drunk that I ended up talking to the monkeys. They seemed eager to converse, but I was to drunk to understand what the hell they said.
thanks for the info, Sticky B. isn’t thompson park where the riots broke out earlier this summer, though?
Gee, I thought the blood of the innocents was a different color. Lime green you say?
I’ve been caught … I will bookmark you website so as to not look dopey in the future.
If I start reading your site on a daily basis, will you still be the IMAO T-shirt Babe? I’d hate to see FrankJ become the mountaineermusings sidekick (mountaineermusings fedora dude).
sqeezably soft? sounds like a charmin ad. can they also be used in place of toilet paper?
Sorry sarahk,
Don’t live in Siberi…the panhandle any more, so I’m not up to date on the latest riot info, but I would say that Thompson Park would be a good place for a riot. Plenty of room for beatings, stabbings, and other mayhem, and there’s a St Anthony’s hospital right down the road on the boogervard.
“sqeezably soft? sounds like a charmin ad. can they also be used in place of toilet paper?”
I think Dan Rather should try it and report his findings on 60 Minutes 2. >:oD
Maybe Mt. moores flatuence can help solve our energy crisis. I will not, however, help in the hookup for that gas generator. Ewww!!!
The blood of the guilty leaves a film on my hair.
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Hallo, schˆne Grüße aus der Schweiz! War aufregend bei euch zu schmˆkern, komm bestimmt noch mal wieder, bin gespannt wie’s weiter geht.