For balance – and you know my site is all about balance (it’s in my tagline somewhere) – here’s a brand new anti-Bush radio ad produced by Scott McCollum.
As always, feed back is appreciated.
If the sound clip cuts off early, follow instructions I posted with the previous sound clip.
Looks like I am the first post, the voice of Frank J’s audio bits, and the man that says “Thanks” for all the great feedback.
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FIRST!
The ‘it’s not because’ parts are pretty funny, but the punchline isn’t very laugh-able.
You forgot that he’s a finger puppet of the evil JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
FYI: When Frank J. says the “brand new anti-Bush radio ad produced by Scott McCollum” in his post, some have interpreted this as proof that Frank has veered wildly to the left; running those insane bogus draft ads, and giving voice to some leftist that sits stewing in a urine-colored cloud of warmed over hippie “idears” and parroting the propaganda written by the DNC to promote an irrational hatred of George W. Bush.
The truth is quite the contrary! Frank’s scripts are satirical caricatures of how both the left and the right are viewed by today’s media. Frank is not a Democrat.
As producer of the audio, I would like to go on record that I am a God-fearing, flag-waving, baseball-playing, apple-pie-eating, gun-owning, over-hypenated AMERICAN.
Frank writes ’em and I says ’em — he’s a heckuva writer and I know he appreciates all of the great comments. It’s great that he has been very open to providing me with the awesome scripts for these audio bits. I hope his many fans enjoy listening to them as much as we enjoy making them!
Thanks,
Scott McCollum
These are all very, very funny. The voices add to the brilliant writing and I am struggling not to laugh too hard in my Kerry dominated office! I like the halliburton add the best so far, but this one is excellent as well.
Blenster
I have it worse than you. I’m in a pro bono law office in San Jose. I can’t tell anyone in the office about these funny audio bits or they’ll have my law license and free parking sticker revoked.
“The tolerant left”? Yeah RIGHT!
I like George Bush’s laugh!! It kinda reminds me of Snidely Whiplash’s dog’s laugh.
i got winamp 5.05, and it claims the laugh audio is 1:01, but ends at about 48 seconds. it does not cut off early by the way, I hear the whole thing, it just displays extra time on the duration.
I hate the Irrational Bush Haters Coalition! We should form the Irrational Bush Haters Coalition Haters Coalition!
wait….that armadillo? hes not real?
Geeze Frank, we both got Puppy Blendered today, except by a softer form known as AnnAlanche (she informs me those are her collegue’s words).
Cheers!
Editor
Should be: The Internatiional Scumsucking Irrational Bush Haters Coalition
Why is it that when I link to the ( Comments ) I can resize the window that opens and other times the size of the window is locked ? I am using Firefox as my browser.
OT: Placeing my presidential bet now
Bush = 294
Kerry = 247
DC will hold one electoral back in protest of no taxation with our representation
AL,
It’s Bush’s fault!!!
Scott. I like your ads. I have been heinously copying, and distributing your stuff. And the masses love it. They could make a pirate movie about me, of course it would be rate “Arrgh”…
But I have noticed something in a couple ads. That one voice you use. This one it’s especially prominent…you sound just like Mrs Bates (in her deep sexy voice of course). Ahhhh!! Who ARE you really?
Peace out,
Bryan
Thanks for the compliments, Bryan. Frank J. and I have a lot of fun with these and he’s a very funny writer.
Please let us know any feedback you get on the IMAO audio!
Darn it all! He took my idea to burn orphanages for heat, and solve the winter home heating oil crisis! (Fists waving in air)
– Forgot he finally hooked up his speakers to the work computer – the IT trolls disabled it last time, but when they updated my computer – they forgot! HA HA HA HA HA HA
This sounds about as bad as the Indiana Democommie Satanists this time around – Mitch Daniels drinks the blood of children, and gleefully laughs as retirees starve to DEATH in the gutter, as he GLEEFULLY COUNTED HIS OBSCENE PROFITS.
Michael Reddy kills women by denying them mammograms! He also drinks the blood of children and with malice, runs puppys over in his SUV.
Rice. In my nasal cavity. Ouch.
I like George Bush’s laugh!! It kinda reminds me of Snidely Whiplash’s dog’s laugh.
Posted by: jonag on October 29, 2004 12:53 PM
You’re thinking of that goofy Hanna-Barbara show where they had all the
H-B characters (scooby doo, blue falcon, dynomutt, etc.) do a race. One of the characters in that show did look suspiciously like Snidely but it wasn’t him (I think).
mightysamurai,
I think Jonag is referring to Snidely Whiplash’s dog, Muttley. Whose laugh bears an uncanny resembelance to the dog from the nintendo game “Duck Hunt”.