They’re now saying Arafat is dead again. I think the Israelis better hit him with a targeted missile strike just for old-times’ sake; whatever the case, he isn’t going anywhere fast. It’ll be funny to hear the impotent cries of rage from France if Israel attack Paris, too:
“You better not do that three more time or we shall get stern!”
Also, it will settle the issue of where to bury Arafat. Now he can be put in a coffee can (don’t forget his Nobel Peace Prize) and tossed in the sea. It could be Israel’s first step towards pushing all Palestinians into the sea.
UPDATE: He’s not dead again. End this crap; missile strike!
First?
This is starting to remind me of the plot of “Weekend at Bernies”. You might be able to work this into an IMW. Bush likes puppet shows, right?
hear about the BBC reporter that cried when he was being trotted off to france (f***ing france..)
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost/JPArticle/Printer&cid=1099801103857&p=1078113566627
They pushed down his chest and his corpse said “To blaive.”
Laurence, that’s more correct than you might think. We all know that Arafat owes the other guys some money…
Arafat is undead. BRAINS! I WANNA EAT YOUR SPICEY BRAINS! BWA HA HA HA!!!
Hey, we should all watch the BtVS zombie episode, tonight, in honor of Arafat. Anyone?
He’s been dead for two weeks. Suha just keeps her hand on the back of his neck, stretching his facial features into grotesque expressions while exclaiming, “he’s not quite dead!” However, as the days go on, she’s having a harder time explaining away the odor. First it was pffffrt “oh, excuse me!” Now it’s, “uh, I love my husband so much I cannot leave his side long enough to bathe. Please bring more Lysol.” But she can’t maintain the ruse forever. The hospital staff are growing weary of shooing away the vultures which have been gathering on the window ledge outside, and eventually, despite Suha’s valiant efforts, the bones will start showing through.
I vote the missle strike…bonus points that a little bit of France goes Ka-Bloooey! Maybe we should send several missles just to be sure.
Night of the Living Arafat
and as we all know to blaive means to bluff…so you were probably playing cards and he cheated…..
LIAR!!!!!!!
simon started it…
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Frank, are we going to get a Limey post, or what?
“Arafat the undead”, I can see it on the movie marque.
I agree missle strike, better yet, nuke the hospital, and France.
Is it only me or is Suha kinda hot?
Who is going to play Arafat in the movie? I vote for Michael Moore. (course he’d have to lose about 342 pounds)
Arafat may be changing into a pure energy being. See photo at The Blog
http://cube47.blogspot.com/
I say not only a missile strike, but one that is timed such that it also takes out all the key members of PLO leadership who are hanging out around his death bed.
Only a handful of people have the inside story on things like the Swiss Bank Account Numbers. Take them all out at once, and those banks keep the money.
PLO billions being claimed by Jewish bankers. How is that for irony?
I think Chirac must have imported some voodoo priest from the Ivory Coast to turn Arafat into a zombie, but they’re still negotiating the price.
I’m reminded of a a similar situation regarding a despot assuming room temperature with no one able to confirm or deny the fact.
The Spanish dictator inspired the SNL bit with Chevy Chase on Weekend Update: “This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.”.
I think Yasser Arafat might be Rachel Lucas:
Blogging. Not Blogging. Dead. Not Dead. Blogging. Not Blogging. Dead. Not dead. Blogging. Not Blogging…
THE SHOCKING TRUTH:
Arafat has been put into a Heisenberg Chamber!
As long as nobody looks inside, he is in a state of quantum flux, neither dead nor alive.
sigh He’s been dead since Thursday. Everything since then has been a sick lovechild of theatrics and politics.
They have got to keep him alive until checking my blog Tuesday! Not sure on the exact time. Consult Allah for details.
“Tuesday night marks Lailat al-Kader, the night Muslims believe God revealed the Koran to the prophet Mohammed. The death of the Palestinian leader on that day will, therefore, be symbolic.”
ROFLMAO, Beo! Never heard that Heisenberg joke before!
And, LSUTiger, I think that Ringo Starr might be good in the Arafat role.
Oh, come on, Yasser’s dead already! He is no more! This palestinian has ceased to be! He is a Passed Palestine!
Sorry, had to get the dead parrot thingy in…
So that’s why my transporters don’t work!
I’ve mistakenly installed Schroedinger compensators instead of Heisenberg compensators.
No wonder I flunked elementary warp theory. hoyven glavin