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  1. Frank, My cat too has a problem with bong smoking and I am very converned. I don’t want him becoming a loony leftie. I just don’t know what to do. I have tried grounding him. I took away his X-Box and TV privileges. I am at my wits end. Maybe SarahK has some suggestions?

  2. OOOH! A man who cleans your gun. I’m so jealous!
    OOOH! You didn’t say it was a calico!!! I have weakeness for calicos. They march to the beat of a different kitty drummer. Cats should never be that smart! Yes, Frank, the calico is mocking you, and she knows exactly what she’s doing! She has her evil calico agenda, and all you can do is sling mud about her experimenting with drugs as a kitten. Shame on you! Admit defeat. The game was over before it ever began.

  3. natenewton at December 9, 2004 10:17 AM
    My cat … has a problem with bong smoking and … I just don’t know what to do.
    I know I’m butting in here, but it’s a slow day at work.
    About your cat, have you tried the vacuum cleaner? Cats hate vacuum cleaners. It might not help with your problem, but its fun to watch. Just turn it on. You don’t have to chase him or anything. You can, but you don’t have to. And, it’s more fun than feeding him peanut butter. Which is funny, too. But they’ll come back for more peanut butter. Not so with the vacuum cleaner.

  4. It’s a fake…
    I’m positive. To be able to read, shoe tying is a prerequisite. So obviously for Frank to read the book he would already have to know how to tie his shoes.
    It’s a vicious* attack by some desperate loser at the end of his pitiful rope.
    *I am pretty sure I spelled that right, but now I am wondering if viscous isn’t a better choice. It would tend to make the sentence flow better. Ha! Flow, get it? Eh..okay I’ll shut up too. Slow day at my office also.

  5. Well, I personally hate cats. I’d much rather have a dog that kills little, annoying cats any day. To me, cats are sort of like liberals. Like liberals, cats always have their eyes closed. Hey, that reminds me of that joke I once heard about cats and John Kerry. A little girl is playing in her front yard with a relatively new-born litter of kittens. John Kerry is walking down the street, and he notices the little girl playing with the adorable little kittens. So, John Kerry says to the girl, “That’s a very cute cat you have in your hand. What’s its name?” The little girl responds by saying, “His name is Democrat.” John Kerry absolutely loves the name. A week passes and John Kerry walks down that same street with Bill Clinton. The same little girl is playing out in her front yard with the same adorable kittens. John Kerry turns to Bill Clinton and says, “Check this out.” So, John Kerry and Bill Clinton walk up to the girl, and Kerry says, “Say, what is that kittens name that you are holding?” The little girl responds by saying, “His name is Republican.” John Kerry and Bill Clinton are both in shock. John Kerry says, “Last week you told me that that very same kitten was named Democrat.” So, the little girl responds again by saying, “Yeah, but this week the kittens eyes are open.”
    Later on,
    Drew

  6. Well, I personally hate cats. I’d much rather have a dog that kills little, annoying cats any day. To me, cats are sort of like liberals. Like liberals, cats always have their eyes closed. Hey, that reminds me of that joke I once heard about cats and John Kerry. A little girl is playing in her front yard with a relatively new-born litter of kittens. John Kerry is walking down the street, and he notices the little girl playing with the adorable little kittens. So, John Kerry says to the girl, “That’s a very cute cat you have in your hand. What’s its name?” The little girl responds by saying, “His name is Democrat.” John Kerry absolutely loves the name. A week passes and John Kerry walks down that same street with Bill Clinton. The same little girl is playing out in her front yard with the same adorable kittens. John Kerry turns to Bill Clinton and says, “Check this out.” So, John Kerry and Bill Clinton walk up to the girl, and Kerry says, “Say, what is that kittens name that you are holding?” The little girl responds by saying, “His name is Republican.” John Kerry and Bill Clinton are both in shock. John Kerry says, “Last week you told me that that very same kitten was named Democrat.” So, the little girl responds again by saying, “Yeah, but this week the kittens eyes are open.”
    Later on,
    Drew

  7. Ahh SackofCatfood!!
    You might be on to something.
    http://www.imao.us/docs/AboutMe.htm
    Check out the picture of Frank trying to do the Angelina Jolie, “look how sexy I am with my head tilted down” thing. (Which doesn’t work for you Frank, maybe try licking your lips with your head tilted)
    Anyway I digress. Take note of the picture of Frank’s tennie’s. I cannot make out whether they are velcro or not.
    Hmm, conspiracy? Probably. I still think they’re faked pictures. Also after scrutinizing that picture of Frank again I am beginning to think he bears a striking resemblance to Lee Harvey Oswald.
    Frank, you don’t happen to have Three First Names do you?

  8. SARAHK!!!
    Ew..eh, I mean EW!!
    Okay, I did NOT need that info. BTW You have a sister right? Frank wouldn’t give me her number.
    (Yes this is a shameless attempt at hitting on the sister of Frank J.’s T-shirt babe) I TOO can do that Angie Jolie face…c’mon put me in coach, just give me a chance.

  9. sarahk,
    BTW I was talking about the first picture of Frank. Okay, maybe he looks a little cute in that last picture. Not that I’m gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
    BTW: Did I mention I’m a dead ringer for Frank J. I could be his stunt double.

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