Can Superman stay underwater indefinitely?
No. Superman has to breathe just like a normal human. Though he can hold his breath for a really long time, he would eventually drown after maybe a day or so if he didn’t surface for air.
Me, Aquaman, on the other hand, can stay underwater forever (as long as I have food; food tends to get soggy underwater, so I just always pretend I’m eating soup). So, if you have trouble underwater that will take an indefinite period of time to solve, remember who to call!
That’s it for now, Aquafans (that’s what I call my fans; I guess it really means “fans of water,” but “Aquamanfans” was too cumbersome).
First!
Man…I’m still not too sure about the whole groupblog idea…
Superman doesn’t need air. Jeez Louise. As an aside, what age group is this targeted at?
Wait, hasn’t Superman been in space before? Surely if he can survive in space, he could survive underwater.
hmm. i’m all for blog entries that are ponderous of tiny issues that cross our minds which once blogged can be quite humorous, but this one does not suit IMAO very well.
He does too need air!
And when in space, he’s just holding his breath again. What does that matter, though? How many times have you been in peril while in space?
Please, both superman and aquaman suck, if you have any problems, then get batman.
Batman is a pedophile.
Forget soggy, it’s the raw part that’s disgusting.
Spiderman’s the best!!
jonag,
Ha! They wouldn’t have some dork like Tobey MacGuire play me in my movie – which I’m sure if forth coming.
aquaman, how is it to live in a fish poopoo environment? i mean, isn’t it very gross to have all that floating around you when you are eating your soup?
frenchman,
If you take a random water sample from the ocean, the ppm of feces is hardly significant.
I…AM…NOT…A PEDOPHILE!
EVERYTHING THAT ROBIN KID SAYS IS A LIE! A LIE!!! YOU HEAR ME?!?
Man, these comments are just as good as the post itself
Sure Batman, we all know you like snorkleing.
For all that I care, Aquaman can stay underwater forever.
Oh, and Superman is a dick.
It’s Aquaman’s first day posting, so be nice to him.
Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. He can’t be killed any other way.
Well,he also only has super strength because of the yellow sun.Get him where he can’t absorb rays (like the bottom of the Marianas Trench),and he’s as weak as any other man.
Hey, anyone have a link to _Jon’s site..? weswear.??
CC:
http://www.lookingglass.mi.org/web_blog/
You’ll find _Jon there.
Twenty-second!
I think this guy http://abc.go.com/primetime/bostonlegal/bios/mark_valley.html should play Aquaman in the movie.
Ahhh, thanx, Harvey..I googled him.. I’ve decided to start reading your whole family.. Might as well do something while at work, you know..
Um, Supes is also vulnerable to magic, just so y’all know.
Aquaman, nice attempt at humor, but FrankJ’s “Fun Trivia (TM)” are all one line answers, not entire essays. If it takes that long to get to the punchline, take it to the DU, they love when people post things that dont really have a point.
humanoverlord, cut Aquaman some slack or he will summmon some sea slugs to slime you over.
What do you mean, you can’t find anything to eat under water? What about salmon, tuna, mackerel, and so forth?
Oh, wait.
Good grief, it’s Aquaman’s first friggin’ day, cut him some slack, people… I thought it was funny…
Ha-ha, Aqua-FOOL!! Looks like you’re about to lose — to SuperMan’s wimpy pal Jimmy Olsen! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Who are you really Aquaman?? I mean, we all know Superman is Clark Kent, Spiderman is Peter Parker, and Batman is Bruce Wayne. But WHO is Aquaman???
But WHO is Aquaman???
Fishy LaRue.
But WHO is Aquaman???
He’s none other than mild mannered shrimp exporter and bait shop owner Elmer Ray Seaworthy. But his friends all just call him ‘Chum’.
Elmer Ray Seaworthy. Yeah, I know Chum, good fisherman. I guess his inability to swim is just a front, then. Can’t believe he won’t share that with his closest friends but will tell SpaceMonkey. Thanks a lot, Chum, you’re not my friend anymore 🙁
As to Superman, the fact is he wouldn’t have to stay underwater indefinately. While Aquaman, King of Atlantis (And king of lies, you filthy liar, Chum) is proposing sanctions on the horribly evil sea beast attacking the ocean’s fault lines to split the Earth, Superman just flys down there, grabs the evil tectonic beast and flings it into the sun. Then, of course, Aquaman and his fish friends all start calling Superman a warmongering cowbot, but the Man of Steel also has steel credibility, so Aquaman ends up looking even more foolish until a disgrundled brine shrimp comes along and beats the crap out of him.