How much of the world is covered in water?
About two thirds. So, while most superheroes are limited to that one third of the earth that is land, I, Aquaman, have a whole two thirds of the earth as my dominion.
Remember to choose your superhero like you choose your cell phone service provider: Who has better coverage?
No, you’re wrong. You forget that many superheroes can fly, allowing their powers to cover not only the 1/3 of the earth that is free of water, but the SKY as well. There’s lots more sky than there is water, and certainly a lot more going on in that sky than going on in the water.
Oh, and first?
Brian,
Fool! Nothing happens in the sky! It’s just got clouds and a couple birds and crap. The sea is so full of activity that a small mind like your’s could not possibly comprehend it.
And I am master of it!
All hail Aquaman, Master of his Domain!
I’m the master of my domain:
http://luke.evilmonkeycult.com
Imposter! You are nothing more than a watered down (pun intended) version of Namor the Submariner!
P.S. You were still my second favorite Super Friend (the Flash was my fav)
You liked Flash and Aquaman? Who are you…? Aquaman?
you’re so funny, Aquaman. i’m getting a crush.
Clearly, Aquaman is all wet.
So Andy, what about people like me who liked the Silver Surfer?
And SarahK, you should get over that crush real fast… Aquaman only hangs out with Aquaboy.
The Silver Surfer!?!? Come on, give me a break. The Silver Surfer is basically a tin foil-covered hippie. OOOHH! He has a magic surf board! You’re really reaching when your “super hero” is pretty much a cosmic, homeless beach bum.
http://www.eskimo.com/~tegan/aqua/bios/forgot.html
Forgotten Aquaman Villans…
Watch out, Aquaman! They’re coming for you!
In a fight between Aquaman and Frank, nobody even noticed Aquaman was there.
Sarahk and Aquaman, sitting in a tree…. Wait, that doesn’t work.
SarahK and Aquaman swimming in the sea, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
You are a fool! I’ve got wings on my feet! You don’t! Also my ears are all pointy and stuff…
You, me, 200 miles off the coast of Southern California, 4:00 PM, tomorrow, be there. I’ll mess you up. The Pacific is MY TURF.
So is Aquaman working with Storm to flood California so that that he can have more coverage, or is it an attempt to run for governor?
But Batman has a plane, a boat, a motorcycle and a bad a$$ car. Whattcha got Aqua “man”?