Since North Korea is so obsessed with getting unilateral talks, why don’t we agree to them. We’ll set up the meeting, and, when Kim Jong Il comes into the meeting he’ll find himself face to face with… Chriac!
Ha! We never said unilateral with who, doofus!
Actually, I kinda get the feeling that, if Kim Jong Il did movies, he’d be pretty popular in France.

Would that really upstet Kim Jong Il?
Would that really upstet Kim Jong Il?
Kim Jong Il DOES do movies.
http://www.computercrowsnest.com/features/arc/2004/nz5518.php
Sorry about there being no link, but I’m just a lurker who knows little of the ways of the commentariat.
Poofy!
Awww, be nicer to poor Kim Jong. He’s just a ronery man.
With poofy hair.
“Kim Jong Il must be ruthless because you usually don’t get to head up a country when you look that freaky. He’s like the Buddy Holly of the Pan-Pacific Rim. Weird hair — like a Chia-Dictator. I hope if they eventually blow that head off, somebody has the good sense to put it in a jar and bring it back home, because I know I’d pay a nickel to see that up close in a tent.” – Dennis Miller, via Fr. Bryce Sibley.
You should send Dr. Rice an email telling her that you should be an advisor. It worked on Michelle Malkin, she knows who you are now. It may not have worked when you were trying to get Jonah Goldberg’s job, but you were talking to men. Maybe you have better luck with women. You should give it a try.
MikeC
Actually, The poofy hair look is out in Jongerland.
For those of you who want my un-funny take on this latest NorK development, go here.
I thought Kim already did movies. Didn’t I see him recently in the documentary Team America?
You mean you haven’t seen Kim Jong Il in THE NUTTY DICTATOR?
IMAO Exclusive! France abducts Jerry Lewis to play Kim Jong-Il in an action thriller “Dr. Strangehair, or How Al-Qaeda got the Bomb.”
To show exclusively in France and Iran. But will probably be smuggled to Syria.
I understand that Kim Jong Il is negotiating to be the half-time entertainment at next year’s Super Bowl.
Silicon Valley Jim — If he takes his clothes off, I’m switching to soccer.