Tips for smearing an American Idol judge

Disgraced former American Idol contestant Corey Clark (he was the tall semi-guy from a couple of years ago with frizzy hair, a weirdly high Michael Jackson voice, and a penchant for beating up little girls) is peddling a book detailing how AI‘s Pollyanna-ish judge Paula Abdul “paid his expenses and promised to pay $2 million towards his pop career if he kept their romance secret.”
I don’t know who Corey’s ghost writer is, but Corey’s agent shouldn’t have let him write his own book proposal…
C’mon, who here thinks Paula Abdul has two million bucks to throw around? She hasn’t had a hit in over fifteen years, she is just a cast member rather than “producer” of AI(meaning she doesn’t have profit sharing when the show does well), and obviously has to drive her own car rather than have a limo driver.
I know Paula’s a has-been but what kind of idiot never-was would publicly claim: “Paula Abdul said she pay me $2 million if I didn’t tell anyone we had sex”?
Dude, have the sex and take the $2 million… Unless the publisher gave you a $3 million advance on your book, you ain’t gonna get a better deal than that.

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