American women are really hating Jennifer Wilbanks right now:
Wilbanks, the Georgia woman who was supposed to marry in a huge 600-guest ceremony, mysterious disappeared just before the wedding. Police were digging up dirt on the groom to see if he threw her in a wood chipper, her parents were distraught, Alan Jones, the Baptist minister who had planned to wed the couple, took to the national airwaves last week saying he prayed for Jennifer’s safe return because he’d “never seen a couple more crazy in love.”
Looks like you were half right, preacher…
Wilbanks had not been abducted, murdered or anything sinister. She cut her own hair, got on a bus, and phoned up her hubby-to-be broke and whimpering at a payphone in Albuquerque, NW… all because the 32 year-old woman got cold feet on the eve of her own wedding.
Good News: Wilbanks is unharmed and is home with her family.
Bad news: Women all over America now see Wilbanks as reinforcing the stereotype of psychotic self-centered Bridezilla behavior. My wife dismissively waved a the photo of Wilbanks on TV today saying: “It’s a good thing female cops didn’t find her first. If I was the guy, there is no way I’d marry this crazy woman.”
Ha-a-a-a-arsh! Hell hath no fury…
first! hey, i guess all you gotta do is check the site at 2 in the morning. should have thought of that earlier.
i think this lady just screwed herself. not only did she totally blow it with this guy, she gave herself the worst publicity she could. i couldn’t imagine any other guy ever proposing to her now
So does that mean the wedding’s off?
Did you read in the news that the fiance was the prime suspect? He hired a lawyer, paid for a private polygraph test and as of ysterday the police were still insisting on doing their polygraph. But … don’t be surprised if love conquers all.
You could tell she was a KOOK from day 1.
Anyone whose eyes open that wide and are crooked is a KOOK!
Anyone who is described as perpetually hapy is NUTZ!
Send her the bill for the Police time, the helicopter fuel, the dog food, the wasted search and rescue supplies, new batteries for all of the flashlights, and the cleaning bills for the uniforms and military fatigues of all the good folks that she suckered into looking for her for a week, and all of the airtime and human time wasted listening to a selfish hoax …
She could have called him tuesday night and said “Let’s wait.” and it would have been done. No pain to the families, no danger to the first responders, no waste of tax payers money. The worst thing that would have happened would be some lost deposits, and fourteen disappointed ugly chicks with dresses that they have no use for anyway.
End …
The worse news is that the next missing woman will probably get less attention and resources devoted to a search, thanks to this industrial-grade dingbat.
FNC reported last night that the police were not planning to press charges. My flippin’ ass….they ought to hit this dumb biyatch with every possible citation and the costs for the extra manpower used.
Acidman has an ongoing discussion of female insanity. I’m surprised he hasn’t weighed in on this dingbat yet.
NW? New Wexico?
I think the police are quite wise as to not press charges against Ms. Wilbanks. They know that any charges filed will be instantly rebuked by NOW and the ACLU, both claiming that these sexist charges obstruct her “constitutional right” to act as a crazy, emotionally-unstable bridezilla and her right to file false police reports about her abduction. Another victory for liberal justice.
And yes, Wilbanks is now totally screwed when it comes to dating, marriage, etc. What man would want to be around her, or even another woman, after this charade? Her best bet is to become a nun – that way, when she gets “cold feet” and runs away again, she can disguise it as “missionary work”.
Albuquerque, a warm place for cold feet…
Rumor has it hte wedding is actually still on, so the fiance must be a bit loopy, too.
I wonder if a reasonably-sized wedding would have made a difference? Instead of 600+ people being there?
Finally, though, she’s done a lot of damage to the next poor lass who DOES really go out for a jog or walk and disappears, as someone else said. What a screwball.
This is EXACTLY why no one should trust and respect mass media…this was NEWS….come on Americans…..with all of the things going on, this was NEWS?
This is EXACTLY why no one should trust and respect mass media…this was NEWS….come on Americans…..with all of the things going on, this was NEWS?
This is EXACTLY why no one should trust and respect mass media…this was NEWS….come on Americans…..with all of the things going on, this was NEWS?
Jennifer Wilbanks is 32 years of age, old enough to show basic responsibility for her decisions and actions. She planned and acted on poor judgement, which broke laws, hurt people, and violated the trust of those who loved her the most (and those who were coming out of social commitments.) She should be investigated and tried (and my guess is that a jury would find her guilty and give her maximum “justice”
Jennifer Wilbanks is 32 years of age, old enough to show basic responsibility for her decisions and actions. She planned and acted on poor judgement, which broke laws, hurt people, and violated the trust of those who loved her the most (and those who were coming out of social commitments.) She should be investigated and tried (and my guess is that a jury would find her guilty and give her maximum “justice”