Last night I tried to see a screening of the new Star Wars movie. I waited in line for 2 hours with a bunch of people in Yoda, Skywalker, and Darth Vader costumer. At least – I hope they were costumes.
Sadly, the box office ran out of tickets, so I sat in a movie theatre with 20 Dart Vaders watching Monster In Law. It was weird because whenever Jennifer Lopez got huffy and stormed away, I’d hear murmurs from the audience, “Yes, the force is strong in that one.”
Anyway, since I didn’t get to see the movie and share how wonderful it is.. I thought I’d test the IMAO readership to see how well YOU know your Star Wars movies.
RWD Presents — The Ultimate Star Wars Quiz!!
Question #1: In Chapter IV, we see Luke working on his R2D2 unit. We catch a glimpse of the inside panel and see a small sign. What does that sign say?
1. Hyundai Motor Corp.
2. Warning: Do not use while submersed in water
3. Don’t come a knockin’ if you see this robot rockin’
4. Save the Wookies
Question #2: In Chapter IV, when the crew of the Millennium Falcon was awarded medals for bravery — why didn’t Chewbacca get one?
1. He did, but he ate it.
2. It fell off when he humped Han Solo’s leg
3. No Animal Rights in the federation
4. Medal Allergy
Question #3: How does Chewbacca manage to keep all that hair beautiful..
1. Saliva
2. Gee Your Wookie Smells Terrific
3. The Hair Club for Wookies
4. Suave
Question #4: After the ceremony, what did Chewbacca do?
1. Created a hit single — Wookie Nights.
2. Was sent to the shelter for neutering
3. Ate the presenter
4. Went to Intergalactic Disneyland
Question #5: What phrase do Jedi Knights hear most often?
1. May the force be with you
2. Me love you long time
3. Bush lied, people died
4. Are you going to finish that?
Question #6: C3PO — the lovable android companion of R2D2 had a funny walk. Why?
1. He was the android for the Department of Silly Android Walks
2. He was British.
3. He was Gay
4. Rust.
Question #7: Jar Jar Binks was..
1. An annoying character
2. A useless character
3. A stupid character
4. The love child of a lizard and a rabbit
Question #8: In Episode III, Darth Vader emerges from the pits of hell as an evil overlord. Who can we blame?
1. Himself. He has free will and chose evil.
2. The Republicans — they stuffed the ballot box.
3. The Democrats — they had better celebrity endorsements.
4. Big Tobacco
Question #9: In Episode I, Young Anniken wins his freedom. How?
1. By singing better than Carrie or Bo.
2. Through the political mediation of Jesse Jackson
3. By digging an underground tunnel.
4. Winning the Amazing Race
Question #10: How was the Death Star destroyed?
1. Expired Warranty.
2. Competition from Wal-Mart
3. Death Star Warming
4. Faulty Wiring
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That’s all. Maybe your years of faithful movie attendance and mindless purchasing of SW products have not been in vain.
I hope that this information helps you to enjoy your next viewing of any of the Star Wars films.
As the Jedi Knights would say, “Are you going to finish that?”
what!? no jimmyb
Unbeknownst to most people there is ongoing wookie debate that is dividing a nation. to view and way in cut and paste http://www.geocities.com/b_cack51st/midgets.html
D’OH!!!
The force is strong with this one… Not so much a cliché as it is true. Especially “Was sent to the shelter for neutering”.
Classic.
Hmm, I’ll go with:
1) #2
2) #3
3) #4
4) #4
5) wow, that’s a toughie but I think #4
6) a combination of #2 and #3
7) #s 1-3
8) definitely #3
9) #3
10) #3
See, I don’t know wookie from chewbacca, & still laughed.
Did get a free ticket in my yahoo. (smile)
uh-oh, retract that. heh, thanks to Phat Tony (wookie URL) (blush)
Ya that B-Cack guy is funny. and no I don’t know why it says midgets in the url the guy is a weirdo.
I’m just like Han Solo, I like to pet my own Wookie!
There were people in Yoda costumes? Wouldn’t that be pretty hard, unless they were little kids?
you admit to actually paying money to see a Jane Fonda movie???
No soup for you!
As to Q #8, If I recall correctly, the only person ever to have emerged from the pits of hell was Donald Rumsfeld.
Seriously, Hanoi Jane Fonda?? If you had such a burning desire to see a commie alongside a super diva, you could have done the Farenheit 911 bit, paid for Kung Fu Hustle and “ended up in the wrong theater.”
The Funny was strong on this one.
RWD, You’ve got the multi-choice Q’s down to an Art. I liked 1-10 best (smile)
“Maybe your years of faithful movie attendance and mindless purchasing of SW products have not been in vain.”
You’re right, because I know it’s spelled Anakin, not “Anniken.”
Shows you what a nerd I am.
Also Vader climbed out of a lava pit, which was like hell, but reminded me of that one virtual reality ride they have at some fairs and arcades.
Adam, I follow the Internationall Accepted Galactic Spelling of Anniken.
Lucas is so Euro.
Death Star Warming…ROTFL
I haven’t seen the new movie yet, either. My daughter went to the midnight first showing, even though she had an A.P. Macro-economics test the next day. She said she liked it okay, but she felt kind of weird since there were only 5 other girls in the theater and they were all in costume.