Can you believe it’s been 100 days since we got our fondest wish?
Howard Dean has now been running the DNC for over 100 days. And since IMAO strives to educate as well as entertain — I thought I would take a minute to cover some of the impact Howard has had on the Democratic Party.
Ducky’s Dozen Top Achievements of the First 100 Days of Howard Dean
12. DNC conference room now has cable TV.
11. New sign, it has been [15] days since my last meltdown.
10. Organized the first Democratic Survivors Council.
9. DNC lot now offers free Valet Parking. “Look for the smile and the bright blue vest.”
8. The Scream made the Best of the Worst of American Idol.
7. Eliminated the discriminatory “must be this tall” rule.
6. Launched a Democrats Job Creation program. “Come on down. We have plenty of blue vests.”
5. Helped the DNC apply for membership in the EU (European Union).
4. Exciting and fun Office Chair Races.
3. Replaced all the broken vending machines. Plus they now feature Mike and Ike Sours.
2. Saved 20% on long distance by switching to AT&T.
and the number one accomplishment by Howard Dean in his first 100 days…

1. Taught the Republicans that Dreams to indeed come true.
Thank you, Mr. Dean. Please keep talking.