An Ode to Frank J
By RightWingDuck
Because Frank told him to write it…
An Ode To Frank J On His Birthday…
What’s makes Frank J. so great?
Some say humor. Some say hate.
He met Sarah, and got a date
He’s twenty six, that’s not too late.
What else do I like about IMAO?
So many things, you know?
Hate filled lefty, butt so whupped
United Nations funny quips
Know thy Enemies, there are so many
Buy his t-shirts he needs money!
Let’s not forget the In My World
I’m sure you’ll cry, you’ll laugh, you’ll hurl.
What makes Frankie J so fun?
It helps that he “ain’t getting none”
He keeps his focus and makes the funny
cranks out jokes, and makes some money
He keeps his viewpoints finely tuned
Wants Michael Moore dead, or harpooned
Wants Howard Dean to keep on talking
Wants John McCain to keep on walking
Needs more words from John F. Kerry
Wants more laws on concealed carry
In short.
You’ll laugh until your body hurts
please remember
buy his shirts.
Thank You.
Happy Birthday Frank J.