When Spacemonkey says you need to vote for the IMAO podcast or the IMAO Goon Squad will get you, you’re probably thinking, “Oh, it’s just a bunch of large, heavily-muscled men who’ll beat the crap out of me. I’m not afraid of pain”
We at IMAO know that.
But we also know that you have… other fears.
Deeper, more primordial fears.
And we’re not above using that to our advantage, as you can see in the extended entry…

Vote for the IMAO podcast or the IMAO Goon Squad will get you.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Vote early, vote often, that’s what I say!!!
Please spare me, oh Great Harvey!!!!
And no, that picture is not gay at all…
Heh.
LOL!!!!
I live in Texas. We stop people dressed like that at the border. Unless they’re state legislators. Then it’s required.
OK harvey , tel the nice people,
THAT AINT ANY OF US!
And yes it is quite scary. On several levels.
Thanks
I sure hope those aren’t the slutty chearleaders. If they are than I can understand why they passed a law against them.
Spacemonkey – ok, that’s not any of us.
Until Kevin gets ahold of that pic & photoshops us as the IMAO Goon Squad Reserves 🙂
O M G
I already voted, why am I being punished with such images?!
Or, was this just a teaser and there’s more? lol
Dr. Phat Tony, you cracka me up!
Voted
I should also note that the spam stopping number system gave me a 666, are there dead puppies lurking about?
blast you! your threats of unleashing those poofster goon squad members convinced me to vote.
you rebel scum!
By the looks of the guys(I use the term very luuuclay) the goon squad appears to be of military age. So why have you not signed up for service in Iraq? Oh thats right you all mimic everything your Glorious Leader did. Like letting others fight and die for the very things you espouse. Frank and George 2 pussies in a pod. By AAATRUTH shooting down Facsist Planes since 2003.
AAATRUTH AAATRUTH <–Is this guy for real? I didn’t think so. BTW – the word you’re desperately searching your convoluted head for is “loosely.” Try a dictionary next time if you even know what that is dumbass.
Your absolutely stupid statements are less than tiring at this point. Because you obviously don’t read this site, I’m not even going to go into the military service thing.
OK, after re-reading once again, I’ll only say this. Only post to this site either 1 – after you’ve entered puberty, or 2 – once you rectify your cranial-rectal inversion problem.
Yes I realize whoever the hell that was will most likely never read my response, but I felt the need to vent. Besides, I like playing with trolls, they have cute hair!
OH, and for the reason I even clicked on the response button, I voted albeit with a stupid response. I was busy and didn’t have time for anything more involved. Sorry ’bout that FrankJ.!
A better question AAATruth, would be, why aren’t you over there in protest, nothing but a sign and a rhyme between you and a tank?
Surely you don’t mimic YOUR leaders by just sitting around whining aboot everything from the safety of your own pathetic little world.
Do you too have an alternate plan like your leaders? On your website perhaps? A plan so grand and top secret that only American’s with a pc can know what it is and that details which differ from the Bush admin plan must be in thuper thpecial invithible code?
Hahaha
That is all.
AAA – the person who posted this (me) has 6 years of Naval service under his belt (1985-1991) and made 2 trips to the Gulf region during that time.
Go ahead & Google “Operation Praying Mantis”.
What’s YOUR street cred?
Harvey,
Thank you for your sevice.
Real patriots will always appreciate it.
We will never forget it.
Man, and to think that 3yrs and 17weeks that I was wearing BDUs I was serving my country. I wonder where that DD214 I have came from. So tell me AAA (arrogant a**holes anonymous), where is your proof of service other than to yourself?
jimmyb – thanks for being an American worth defending.
Tony – Ya know, I heard that – in addition to his right hand – AAA did service some sheep once.
AAAHH! MY EYES!!! I already voted dangit!
I was TOTALLY expecting that.
HAHA!
I’m still waiting to see the goon squad spanking FrankJ in a toga.
Can I be on the goon squad? I can swing a mean bag of doorknobs.
Egads!!! WTF was that? shakes fist D*mnit Harvey, now I need a new keyboard(I spewed Mt Dew on this one)!
BTW- thanks to all of the veterans on this blog.
quote — By the looks of the guys(I use the term very luuuclay) the goon squad appears to be of military age. So why have you not signed up for service in Iraq? Oh thats right you all mimic everything your Glorious Leader did. Like letting others fight and die for the very things you espouse. Frank and George 2 pussies in a pod. By AAATRUTH shooting down Facsist Planes since 2003. –quote
The reason they’re not in Iraq is because they’re our secret weapon to getting the prisoners at Gitmo to crack. 😉
“The reason they’re not in Iraq is because they’re our secret weapon to getting the prisoners at Gitmo to crack.”
It’s no secret, that would do it!