Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO.
Today, it’s the late Edloe staring at a jar of gefilte fish:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Edloe is Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean accusing President Bush of being a racist and the jar of gefilte fish is the National Baptist Convention.
(For more animal goodness, try The Friday Ark and Carnival of the Cats on Sundays.)
Ahem….first.
I am sorry you call him “late.” I just lost a pet, and it’s a tough one, especially when it’s a cat.
Pomoze Bog.
Tsar Lazar
Is the jar an IED? I don’t think the cat is properly armored for that.
OK, let’s be clear on the whole pet thing:
Fish = Fried fish sticks
Dog = Surprisingly good Korean stews
Cat = Walking pianio strings
Bird = Broiled, or fried hot wings
Frog = Legs ,see Bird above
The only cool pets are reptiles, or ferrets!!!
Now ‘Good Day’…I said ‘Good DAY!’
Reptiles=ever have gator or rattlesnake meat, holmes?
Ferrets=coats
And, as far as I know, they no longer use cat-gut strings on violins. I may be wrong.
Pomoze Bog.
Tsar Lazar
I believe catgut actually comes from sheep.