Fun Trivia Posted by Frank J. on 30 January 2006, 3:46 pm Why won’t Ted Kennedy be attending the State of the Union Address? His presence in most building is considered a fire hazard. Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
Is it because he is legally defined as a Molotov Coctail due to the massive amount of alcohol dissolved in his blood stream? Or because his massive body counts for 535 representatives, and thus exceeds the building’s legal capacity? Loading... Reply to this comment
My guess is because he’s so flamable from all the alcohol in him plus he’s so large as to impede people’s escape from a burning building. Loading... Reply to this comment
I was going to guess that it was because there won’t be an open bar. Loading... Reply to this comment
Silicon Valley Jim had it right. Jabba the Kennedy is going to the Bar from Star Wars for happy hour. Loading... Reply to this comment
Is it because he is legally defined as a Molotov Coctail due to the massive amount of alcohol dissolved in his blood stream? Or because his massive body counts for 535 representatives, and thus exceeds the building’s legal capacity?
My guess is because he’s so flamable from all the alcohol in him plus he’s so large as to impede people’s escape from a burning building.
OT, but hey, Whittle posted something!
LOL!
I was going to guess that it was because there won’t be an open bar.
Silicon Valley Jim had it right. Jabba the Kennedy is going to the Bar from Star Wars for happy hour.