As you all probably know by now (I found out from IMAO, myself) that Cheney shot some guy hunting. Apparently, the guy was in the line of sight between Cheney and his target, but, since Cheney was shooting at quail in the air, I’m not exactly sure how that happened.
You know the moonbats are going to freak out over this.
“Bush and his cronies can now shoot people with impunity!”
“Now we all know what we always suspected: Cheney releases dissidents to run in a field and then hunts them!”
What Cheney was using, though, was a 28-gauge shotgun. I don’t know very much about shotguns, but I have a 12-guage for home defense and, the larger the gauge, the weaker the shotgun. Do people get hit with pellets from 28-gauge shotguns all the time?
“Ow! Dude, you totally shot me… and almost broke skin!”
The Brady Bunch have already made comments:

“Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him,” said Jim Brady. “I had a friend once who accidentally shot pellets into his dog – and I thought he was an idiot.”
“I’ve thought Cheney was scary for a long time,” Sarah Brady said. “Now I know I was right to be nervous.”

That reminds me: Michael Z. Williamson sent me this, but I forgot to post it when it was more relevant:

6 Feb, 1942.
I celebrate her birthday every year by buying a gun. If she wishes me to stop buying guns, she has only to stop having birthdays.
All are encouraged to join me.
Or else send her a pack of smokes to hurry that lung cancer along. I believe she smokes Marlboros.