Winter? In Houston? Yeah, right.

The temperature in Houston will dip below freezing overnight
My wife has already wrapped me with Christmas lights, plastic sheeting, and thick blankets to prevent me from freezing solid and shattering. The cats are next.
I’ll report back in the morning should I survive this ecological disaster.

4 Comments

  1. Try using the microwave, it makes a great space heater once you take he door off and rig it to run despite the fact.
    I did that when it went below freezing here in San Antonio last year, worked great, and my glasses still glow in the dark to this day.
    😛

  2. Yes, the temperature is dipping to dangerous levels. Down South of Houston, we had frost on the windshield TWICE!
    I am not sure the mosquitos will survive unless FEMA provides them with little coats. They deserve a life, too. We can’t treat them ALL like they have West Nile Virus! Some are innocent.
    We must adopt an attitude of tolerance and humanity toward these beautiful creatures. And the Republicans are responsible for the topsy-turvy weather we are suffering with.
    Make it stop, Al, PLEASE!
    swat (dang biting #@$*)

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