Now that the Bird Flu has hit Israel, there’s talk of it being some form of God’s Wrath.
Excuse me? What did birds ever do to God to piss Him off?
Now that the Bird Flu has hit Israel, there’s talk of it being some form of God’s Wrath.
Excuse me? What did birds ever do to God to piss Him off?
Big Bird has been asking for it for YEARS!!
Bird probably stole God’s quarter.
You’ve never seen what the birds did to the statue of Mary?
They pooped on his windshield, that’s what!
Maybe it’s a power struggle?
Salmonella (sp?)
Pizwat:
Hah! Greetings, fellow Ed-head!
Bet you didn’t think anyone would get that reference!
Just remember, chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals.
When the Israelites asked for meat in the wilderness, didn’t he curse them by sending a bunch of dead birds or something? Something about the Manna not being good enough? Help me out here, Laurence.
The Hebrews were complaining about not having meat, so God sent them an abundance of quail. Not really in the same category as bird flu, no one died from eating too much quail.
How would you like to have created zillions of little animals that 24/7 are giving you the bir…..
never mind.
I think it was “The Eagles” with their song “Hotel California” that may have pissed Him off…
God was and is a Lakers fan.