Bill Hobbs has advice on how President Bush can win back support, and it’s close to my own reccomendation.
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One might think that it would be sad to see Frank J’s love for Bush disintegrate like this.
But it is not. It is funny!
Good work Frank J!
By the way, does this mean that you are going to remove your “Blogs for Bush” link from your website now?
Gotta Go. I have some Mexican criminals that need help with their illegal documentation.
I am hoping I can get them on the welfare rolls by the end of this week.
A Monkey Faced Liberal’s work is never done!
I’ve heard people call Mexicans a lot of things in my life, but this is the first time anyone has ever suggested that they were stupid enough to have anything to do with a frustrated, self-loathing, rectum-ranger like MFL.
That may be fine for the President, but what fun is figuratively punching them in the face? We ordinary citizens must continue to literally punch them in the face.
However, in MFL’s case, I suggest literally throwing it in a woodchipper or perhaps into one of those industrial shredders his hero Saddam liked to use.
Master Shake and Gunga:
You seem angry.
Maybe you should do what us liberals do when we get angry.
Hug a Tree.
Or
Read about a new new low in Bush’s Approval Ratings. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/polls/postpoll_051606.htm
Sorry, got to go. I have to flip my Tofu Burger.
Nothing worse than overdone Tofu, right guys?
Monkey Faced Liberal
Hey MFL, I hear that Broke Back Mountain is selling at a discount and judging by your posts you will no doubt be off to the video store to “grab yours”…
Bill Hobbs…well duh! One would have expected our beloved President to understand these basics along with the Republicans that we sent to DC…but alas…something happens to these idiots once they get there and somehow they become terrified at the thought of angering Teddy “Fat Head Women Killer Kennedy and Harry “Dumbass” Reid! Sigh…
What, me angry? You aren’t exactly good at reading other people’s emotions are you? Hug a tree for happiness? Hugging a tree would make me look like a smelly hippy. Eat Tofu? That’s a great idea! I’ll start right after I run out of things that are made out of actual meat. You are what you eat…right, squishy-boy? Read polls? Now that is a riot. Seems to me that the only one that really mattered happened LAST November. But rest assured…chances are very strong that The President won’t win a third term. That should bring a smile to your little pinched monkey face!
Gunga:
Ah Gunga. You can’t fool me.
I know deep down, underneath that homophobic, meat-eating, midterm election ignoring exterior beats the heart of one who loves his fellow man, enjoys hugging trees, and realizes that George W. Bush is the worst president since Nixon.
But it is ok. It will be our little secret!
HUG!
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. You want to read something that did bring a smile to my “little pinched monkey face”? Here it is. I hope you it brings you a smile too! http://mediamatters.org/items/200605170005
Oooooooooo…the libs’ newest deity, Colbert, made fun of conservatives. Why, I think I’m getting the vapors.
Who you gonna trot out next? Babs? Mikey Moore?
And ussjimmycarter, you know MFL isn’t interested in Brokeback Mountain. He prefers them much younger, like his pedophile “prophet”.
Master Shake:
Didn’t you read the link? He made fun of Gibson on Fox News.
Hello? Fair and Balanced? How dare you suggest that John Gibson is a conservative.
He is an serious, objective, journalist.
🙂 Ok, I tried to keep a straight face for that one. Really, I did.
Sorry, Master Shake, I didn’t understand the pedophile “prophet” reference.
Clearly, you are more up to date on pedophilia than I am. Can you fill me in?
Thanks,
Monkey Faced Liberal
You know it is a sad day for our educational system when children can’t manage to play well together. If you are done with your pissing contest MFL, maybe we could get back to something approaching humor.
I do understand that it is a verifiable fact that to be a card carrying liberal one must have their humor center removed to be replaced by a super sensitive victimization center or VC which is controlled directly by wind speed. That way everytime the wind blows these people change their victimization stance.
If it wasn’t so true it would be funny, but no it’s just sad.
Seanhair:
You wrote:
“Maybe we could get back to something approaching humor.”
And then you followed through on that promise!
Your pathetic joke (something about card carrying liberals — we are suppossed to have cards? Where can I pick mine up? — and humor centers and victims and wind) was rather amusing in its complete lack of humor.
What was especially funny about it was, after saying how we should get back to humor, you yourself say that what you wrote was not funny, but just sad.
That was hilarious!
Not as funny as this though.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have important work to do work strengthening the multicultural tide that will sweep the white Christians out of power.
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
One might think that it would be sad to see Frank J’s love for Bush disintegrate like this.
But it is not. It is funny!
Good work Frank J!
By the way, does this mean that you are going to remove your “Blogs for Bush” link from your website now?
Gotta Go. I have some Mexican criminals that need help with their illegal documentation.
I am hoping I can get them on the welfare rolls by the end of this week.
A Monkey Faced Liberal’s work is never done!
I’ve heard people call Mexicans a lot of things in my life, but this is the first time anyone has ever suggested that they were stupid enough to have anything to do with a frustrated, self-loathing, rectum-ranger like MFL.
That may be fine for the President, but what fun is figuratively punching them in the face? We ordinary citizens must continue to literally punch them in the face.
However, in MFL’s case, I suggest literally throwing it in a woodchipper or perhaps into one of those industrial shredders his hero Saddam liked to use.
Master Shake and Gunga:
You seem angry.
Maybe you should do what us liberals do when we get angry.
Hug a Tree.
Or
Read about a new new low in Bush’s Approval Ratings.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/polls/postpoll_051606.htm
Sorry, got to go. I have to flip my Tofu Burger.
Nothing worse than overdone Tofu, right guys?
Monkey Faced Liberal
Hey MFL, I hear that Broke Back Mountain is selling at a discount and judging by your posts you will no doubt be off to the video store to “grab yours”…
Bill Hobbs…well duh! One would have expected our beloved President to understand these basics along with the Republicans that we sent to DC…but alas…something happens to these idiots once they get there and somehow they become terrified at the thought of angering Teddy “Fat Head Women Killer Kennedy and Harry “Dumbass” Reid! Sigh…
What, me angry? You aren’t exactly good at reading other people’s emotions are you? Hug a tree for happiness? Hugging a tree would make me look like a smelly hippy. Eat Tofu? That’s a great idea! I’ll start right after I run out of things that are made out of actual meat. You are what you eat…right, squishy-boy? Read polls? Now that is a riot. Seems to me that the only one that really mattered happened LAST November. But rest assured…chances are very strong that The President won’t win a third term. That should bring a smile to your little pinched monkey face!
Gunga:
Ah Gunga. You can’t fool me.
I know deep down, underneath that homophobic, meat-eating, midterm election ignoring exterior beats the heart of one who loves his fellow man, enjoys hugging trees, and realizes that George W. Bush is the worst president since Nixon.
But it is ok. It will be our little secret!
HUG!
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. You want to read something that did bring a smile to my “little pinched monkey face”? Here it is. I hope you it brings you a smile too!
http://mediamatters.org/items/200605170005
Oooooooooo…the libs’ newest deity, Colbert, made fun of conservatives. Why, I think I’m getting the vapors.
Who you gonna trot out next? Babs? Mikey Moore?
And ussjimmycarter, you know MFL isn’t interested in Brokeback Mountain. He prefers them much younger, like his pedophile “prophet”.
Master Shake:
Didn’t you read the link? He made fun of Gibson on Fox News.
Hello? Fair and Balanced? How dare you suggest that John Gibson is a conservative.
He is an serious, objective, journalist.
🙂 Ok, I tried to keep a straight face for that one. Really, I did.
Sorry, Master Shake, I didn’t understand the pedophile “prophet” reference.
Clearly, you are more up to date on pedophilia than I am. Can you fill me in?
Thanks,
Monkey Faced Liberal
You know it is a sad day for our educational system when children can’t manage to play well together. If you are done with your pissing contest MFL, maybe we could get back to something approaching humor.
I do understand that it is a verifiable fact that to be a card carrying liberal one must have their humor center removed to be replaced by a super sensitive victimization center or VC which is controlled directly by wind speed. That way everytime the wind blows these people change their victimization stance.
If it wasn’t so true it would be funny, but no it’s just sad.
Seanhair:
You wrote:
“Maybe we could get back to something approaching humor.”
And then you followed through on that promise!
Your pathetic joke (something about card carrying liberals — we are suppossed to have cards? Where can I pick mine up? — and humor centers and victims and wind) was rather amusing in its complete lack of humor.
What was especially funny about it was, after saying how we should get back to humor, you yourself say that what you wrote was not funny, but just sad.
That was hilarious!
Not as funny as this though.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have important work to do work strengthening the multicultural tide that will sweep the white Christians out of power.
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal