OK Gavin M., I’ll take up your photoshop duel challenge–if you mess with one of my street ‘ho’s, you mess with me.
Your challenge is to come up with a funnier take on the “flying imams” story than the one above. After you fail, you get to pick the next topic, create a photoshop, and I will try to best you, and so on and so forth. Choose a particular picture, a phrase, a theme, a person–I don’t care. Let’s see what you’ve got . . .
UPDATE: Although Gavin M. came back with a worthy response, I still feel compelled to declare victory.
Also, constructive criticizers, if you think I’m going to spend the time required to put together Worth 1000 level submissions, you need to put down the crackpipe/Jesus juice (depending on your political persuasion). I’m not on public assistance, in college , a graphic artist, or single–all prerequisites for that level of dedication.
In other news . . . NASA scientists are perplexed . . .
. . . by a massive sucking phenomenon recently detected by the Hubble Telescope on the Left side of the Blogiverse. .
(Technically it sucks AND blows, but I’m taking creative licsense.)
W00t! It’s on!
A quick critique of your Photoshop skills: You should have used a picture of the Flying Nun where she wasn’t smiling so much. Also, the Flying Imams look pretty peaceful and benign. It looks as though Sally Field has converted the infidels (or vise versa–either way it’s a party). Your collage is another example of how rightwingers understand parody but fail to get satire.
If you need a humor coach, I’m in the book under both “Nazi, Grammar” and “Phallus, Almighty (intelligentsia)”
I’m not sure why these imams you’ve put together should be funny. A visualization of a headline? Sally Field is cute, but one imam’s drawn and the other’s a photo, which causes a bit of discontinuity. And if they were terrorizing anything you’d figure the nun would be smoking and heading downwards, but she’s cheerfully leading them on, as sexy nuns often do.
Holy Mile High Club, batsmen!
I guess Sally is off looking for the other four imams?
P.S. Doodz, don’t sweat your impending loss too much, your logo can use the upgrade.
Losers buy winners gun cake!
Yays!
Oh, I think you may have missed the point. Funny is crucial, but that’s subjective. I do believe you all were being called out on the technical acumen you’re claiming isn’t important.
Just sayin’.
Does that ad girl really have an automatic weapon tucked in her panties??
HAHAHAH THAT’S WHAT FRANK J SAID!!!!!!!11!1
Inner non-troll says:
Mega props for having fun with this. Where is the Commissar, he should get in on this.
Oh, I think you may have missed the point. Funny is crucial, but that’s subjective. I do believe you all were being called out on the technical acumen you’re claiming isn’t important.
I dunno, I think it’s a unified assault, with the proposition being that the wingnuts are both unfunny and bad at photoshop. Correspondingly the winning entry will be slick and funny.
“Right-wingers aren’t funny because of blah-bity blah blah.”
Criticism is easy; let’s see you whiners make something.
It will be awesome, and awesome includes the smaller subset of “and funny, too.” Prepare to taste the sad cup of loserdom as we eat the delicious gun cake.
Mmmm . . . gun cake. Gosh, I hope Cadet Happy was planning to have it for lunch.
I think it’s very sporting of you to take up the challenge.
So do you have, like, an ETA on when you plan to post a funny picture? You know, a picture with some sort of a “joke” in it?
Seriously, FrankJ: It’s awesome of you that you’re willing to play this game, but the technical acumen thing was a cop-out.
It would be like putting on a horse race and saying no points will be awarded for finishing first. Then handing the trophy to the jockey with the prettiest silks or the horse with the longest mane.
I propose that the most important criteria of a photoshop contest should be:
Will it fool Confederate Yankee? After all, nothing gets by him.
Oh, and if Sadly,No wins- you have to give them back their preview button.
Does that ad girl really have an automatic weapon tucked in her panties??
Ah yes. Nothing annoys liberals more than accidentally shooting yourself in the thigh.
I guess you could say that we’ve posted a response.
Just a couple more rounds and then I say we declare victory and begin the occupation.
I think the IAMO assholes think the point of the contest is to come up with a Photoshop that sucks balls. That, they can do.
Aerodynamically speaking, the flying nun would fly more efficiently if her veil were reversed. It is currently in an aerobraking configuration which, combined with the drag of her dangling rosary, is not helping her to escape the limp-wristed imam perverts that are following her. The winglets do afford some degree of pitch control, but frankly, a smooth-domed Carmelite habit with a pointed scapular would afford greater mobility with significantly less wind resistance. Also, the brown color will help her blend in with foliage when viewed from above.
that’s the kind of thing an idiot would use as the combination on his luggage
And if John Deacon knows about anything, it’s about sucking balls.
That’s a big twinkee.
Brown people! Fly Away! FLY AWAY!!!