I, like most narcissistic people, have become convinced I have super mental powers. I’m pretty sure now I can do special things with my brain (other than think and head butt, that is).
Let’s try an experiment.
Think of a word; any word. Keep thinking of it over and over. And then click “Read More”.
Are you thinking of the word? If you’re reading this, then you’re not thinking of the word. Think of the word really really hard and then click ahead.
Banjo.
Did I get it? Was that your word?
Close.
“Nutbunnies.” Not a real word though. More of a wussy epithet often uttered by Freakazoid.
“Blackhawk”, but good try anyway. Banjo’s scare me, they remind me of Deliverance. The Eye-Bleach didn’t help remove the Ned Beatty impression in my optic nerve.
Sorry, “pigeon.”
Weird. I was thinking banana.
Exactly. Wow you are so amazing.
Wow, you are the best.
Like it’s really that hard for you to try this. All of us sockpuppets are thinking what you are.
Close Frank, I was thinking of bingo. On a similar note, I was going to date this beautiful psychic, but she broke up with me before we met. Strange.
We really need to get into therapy for this multiple personality thing
As if there was any doubt we all think the same. Us Republican sheep only do what Rush Limbaugh tells us.
Sort of, I was actually thinking of a riddle:
What does John Kerry play with when he has his head up his butt?
I was thinking of diharea, or however you spell the word that means that disease where your poop turns to pure liquid.
Ummmm….I was unimaginative and was thinking “computer”. Obviously I was wrong. I will try to think harder for a good word next time.
I was thinking “terrorist.”
Let’s hope the ability to read minds doesn’t fall into the hands of those guys.
I’ve been reading Ace too much: boobs
It was Banjo!
Holy crap!
I was thinking “cornhole”. You’re a fraud Frank J.!!! And I’m, uh…..
Voting for Jim Webb.
But Corker’s daughter is hotter.
Nope. Rolodex.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
Sasquatch
Hey some dickhead is using my handle and posting stoopid comments about Rush! What’s up with that? And the word I had in mind was buttsex…sorry…they were talking about that pastor in Colorado thing…really…
Man, that was creepy. My friend’s cat, named “Banjo”, ran away this week.
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER CAT?????
Nope. Gooooorrrn. (not a tinny word; very woody indeed).
If you had shown a picture of John Kerry, I would have through of banjo, because he kind of reminds me of the banjo playing kid from “Deliverance”
That’s amazing Frank. I was thinking of “are” as in “The Navy is protecting are seas.”
Like most men, I was thinking about sex. But my car has bondo in it! Wow! Perhaps you ARE mental, Frank!
student, you are a bung hole. I had to look that word up just to know that you were thinking about volcanic lung crud?
Sick man, very, very sick….
😉
Close, I was thinking of BACON!
Real close.
I was thinking “Butt head”.
As in gosh Liberals can be such a…
and Frank J. does head butts ?…
But since you said head butt and a bunch of other things, that sort of messes up the experiment.
I was thinking “fnord”
I couldn’t see it, but I was thinking it!
That is odd, the word I was thinking was “Nutella” but I was playing a banjo, so I will give you partial credit.
I was thinking “Hellbender”.
Punch Line
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Sorry Frank. Possibly you have been distracted with the news of a homo pastor out west…and we are all wondering why that would distract you…unless…well…you know!
I was thinking banjo, Frank J. Of course, I had viewed the read more link before now, but there’s no way I was tainted by seeing what you thought. Nope, none.
I’m sorry but I have only been able to think about pain since the concubine attack. I imagine you’re far to narcissistic to feel another’s pain.