It’s been years since I last saw some on the In My Worlds™. I’m cracking up reading these old jokes I forgot.
“That reminds me of another thing I learned,” Bush said. “The capital of Thailand.”
“The capital of Thailand?” Daschle said with confusion.
“Yeah: Punchyouintheballs!” Bush exclaimed, and then punched Daschle in the groin.
I miss Daschle. He was a good foil.

You have confirmed your aforementioned narcissism.
I wish I had documented everything I had ever written so I could laugh at my own awesomeness too!
That was a great funny, Frank! I needed a pick-me-up. I just read that Doogie Howser is a homo…don’t know if I’m going to be able to get on with the rest of my day… Guess that explains “Doogie”…
Gives new meaning to the term “howser” too!
In Cana-duh? it’s pronounced “hoser”.
As in, “why don’t you two hosers take it oatside, eh?”
Pete,
So that’s why folks from Indiana kept getting taken outside for beatings. It’s a linguistic problem.
Are you suggesting that Howser’s a homo hoosier hoser?