You know, as odd as it seems, it could have actually been worse for John Kerry when he delivered that speech in which he maligned our nation’s troops.
If it hadn’t have been for Botox, he could have actually generated a true mocking sneer on his face while delivering that “Or you’ll end up in Iraq” line.
However, beyond allowing his lips to form the malignant words, his poison-ravaged facial muscles were only able to generate a series of weak twitches.
If you watch YouTube and news clips of that speech, you can see his face try to form the appearance of a sneer. It’s a frightening sight, a horror of modern medicine gone amok. It’s like a 98-pound weakling at the freeweights, straining to bench three hundred pounds, and only able to rattle the bar slightly on the posts.
It is my theory that you could get more emotion and expression out of a John Kerry Halloween mask than John Kerry’s actual face.
Yes I agree with you, he is looking some sort of weary. I think he is a great speaker, but I doubt if people will listen to him in his current condition.
Thank you for sharing this story with me!
That is because when the doc sewed the facial parts onto the body, he left off several of the muscle and nerve connections.
It is virtually impossible for Lurch to show actual emotion, which is a good thing for his career as gigolo.
How bad would it be if they saw what he really thought of them?
spot on!
What makes you think that is his real face?
You think if John Kerry had another face, he’d be seen with that one in public?
I’m just confused why he doesn’t have his own late night television show yet. Boy, I’ll bet his nightly monologues would be priceless. With his spot-on delivery and sense of timing, John Kerry is truly a comedic genious.
I just can’t wait to hear his next volly of humor. What an amazing talent. Is he also available for children’s birthday parties? I’d bet the kids would love riding him around the yard.
I’m willing to bet a months pay that there are thousands of people across the country slapping their forheads saying “What was I thinking voting for this guy in 04?”
Why did he get as far as he did? Why is he still breathing?
As a Operation Desert Storm vet my forfinger on my right hand started itching when I saw his speach. Can only mean one thing. There’s some shooting to be done.
I thought this was the funniest line EVER: “…you could get more emotion and expression out of a John Kerry Halloween mask than John Kerry’s actual face”
…till I read: “I’d bet the kids would love riding him around the yard.”