Now usually I think that all other political parties other than the main two are stupid and gay, and, if you want to change things, then your best bet is to try and take over the direction of one of those two parties, but let’s just entertain the notion for a moment of having to start our own party because the Republicans go all Commie. If we were to start our own party, what would be a good name for it? Most party names are pretty boring. The Democrats and Republicans get their names from types of government, and party names like the Libertarians and the Constitutional Party or the Conservative Party are equally boring. The Green Party just makes me think of sickly people.
So what would be some good names for an awesome political party?
How about:
The Marauders
The Fighting Plutocrats
The Death to All Enemies Party
Team Hellbender
Put your idea for political party names in the comments.
I’d go with either Team Hellbender or The WarMongerers.
First!!
‘civilians not subjects’ party
The Beatles
Moon Nukers
or
The People You Should Elect Or Else party.
Rock Out With Your Tongue Out Party
The Dave is Always Right Party…
The Fun and Games Party
How about “American’s for Frank J. Party”. It worked for Joe in CT.
“It’s My Party” and I’ll cry if I want to
The Overlord Party (or just “The Overlords”)
Team Ramrod,
come on, say it.
“The GhostRiders Of Government”
The Guns ‘n’ Ammo Party
The Testiculars
Chuck Norris
On the other hand, “Team Ramrod” kicks Smellycrat ass! Good on ye, Pete!
I like Silverbubble’s suggestion, but you need to add “BENEVOLENT” in front of it. “The BENEVOLENT OVERLORDS party” see then people know this party plans to protect them so long as they behave.
The Ones with the Guns Party.
The Best Party.
The Jets
The Wyld Party
Or how about The Swiftian Party
The Pajama Party
The Pants Party
New party names:
“None of the Above”
“Look! Something Shiny!”
The “Testosterone” Party
The “Fuzzy Warm Bunnies with Weapons” Party
The “Christopher Reeves Shall Rise and Walk” Party
The Richards/Gibson Party
or
JoosBluesNewsCrews
or
CementHeads
The Party Who Says, “NI!”
Autosockracons
Protoss
In the end, though, straight up “Hellbender” is the best so far.
As a Simpsons fan, I suggest “The Ants.”
It has the beauty of allowing Katie Couric to say:
“There is no stopping them, ‘the Ants’ will soon control all three branches of government. And I for one welcome our ‘insect’ overlords and remind them that my news program is the only one with a ‘Free Speech’ segment.”
“The anti-party”
“The party-poopers”
“Party of Three”
“Party of the Holy Hand Grenade”
(“not once but thrice shall ye count when throwing the…I digress…sorry)
“Party of the Blessed Acceleration”
(camaro owners ONLY)
The Party of No Consequence
American Idol
Pull My Finger…no that’s not a party name…I just wanted you to pull my finger…Slyman’s corned beef does that to me…
The Daisy Cutters
Based on the commenters here, it should be recycled from days gone by: The Know Nothing Party.
Thanks Steve, you’re a daisy.
The Party at Frank J’s Place
Victrix!
“The Avengers”
Here’s some ideas:
Chucknorrisican Party
American Party
Christians
Fred
People With Common Sense
The Aristocrats
Anti-unAmericans
Exterminators – getting rid of vermin scum
Party? Did somebody say party?
TOGA, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!!!
The Party Naked Party
The Party for Peace Through Superior Firepower
– Where our slogan is:
— Nuke the Moon!
— Why?
— Because we can.
The Monger Horde.
The Riders of the Pale Horse
The Crusade Party
Party for the Armed Forces to Kick Everyone Else’s Asses
The .44 Magnum Party
The God, Guns and Country Party
Those Who Punch Liberal Monkeys in the Face
or just simply:
Ronin
The Oligarchs
Justice League
The J-Men
The PDLMFP (Punch Dumb Liberal Monket Faces Party)
The People’s Front of IMAO. Not to be confused with the IMAO People’ Front. Splitters!
The Neo-Federalist Party?
It’s a nod to the Nixon-Reagan (play up the Reagan, not so much the Nixon) ‘New Federalism’.
It’s also a nod to the Founders, who, even while arguing the crap out of each other regarding the new Constitution were pretty much in agreement that taxes were for the most part bad.
The prefix ‘neo-‘ attracts all those trendy twentysomething Matrix fans, and suggests a policy based on things like “Guns. Lots of guns.”
But the actual word ‘federalism’ has to do with balancing power between central and local governments. We could use this as an excuse to quarantine the stupid Marxists, throwing all their stupid intrusive policies out at the federal and state levels, leaving them to rot with a few counties and municipalities. Of course, while intrusive laws would be contained as locally as possible, anti-intrusive laws (i.e. the Bill of Rights) would be spread as widely and harshly as possible, paving the way for charging these socialist hives with rebellion.
Barry’s Dream Team
or we could just go with Gun Toting Whacko’s suggestion
1) How about just “The Party”? Who doesnt want a party?
2) Or “The Majority”? Who can argue agains “The Majority” in a democracy? 🙂
3) “Common Sense”
4) A final one: “Erection”.
The headline “Erection enters White House” begs to be printed. Or “New poll: Erection growing”.
Slogans could be “Erection: as hard as it gets” or “Erection: penetrating America”.
Just a couple suggestions 🙂
Henrik
The Mongooses!! How about the Mongooses?!
(…gratituous Futurama steal)
A couple more Futurama steals:
“The Tastycrats”
“The Fingerlicans”
“The Voter Apathy Party”
How about “The ‘E’ Street Band”, that way, when some moonbat complains about our President and our party, instead of saying “George Bush and the Republicans”, they’ll have to say “George Bush and the ‘E’ Street Band”
“Wyld Stallyns!”
“The Rebel Alliance”
The Party Hearty Party. Awkward to say but lot’s of fun to belong to.
Shock And Awe Party
Not Stuck On Stupid Party
The BSU (Blow Sh!t Up) Party
T-Rexes in F-14’s
The Legion of Whoop-Ass
The Immortals
Ninjas and Giant Robots
Anti-Monkey Strike Force
The Green Lantern Corps
The Party of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms
The Party of Ass-Kickers
Seriously, how bout:
The Federalists
how about the emancipation party?
“The other group of people who want to loot the treasury and give the money to are friends” or “The Party of Rough Justice”