If wanted to videotape blowing up a monkey with dynamite for YouTube, what would be the laws in relation to that (i.e., laws on obtaining monkeys and what constitutes animal abuse, laws regulating sales of dynamite and it’s usage)?
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Not sure, but if we’re talking Scary Evil Monkeys, I vote for the Laws of Physics. Maybe Gravity.
Depends.
1. Is it a liberal monkey or a conservative monkey? The ACLU only really cares about the combustion of liberal monkeys.
2. Is the monkey being blown up because it wanted to celebrate Christmas in the public square?
3. Dynamite contributes to global warming. I think Al Gore and the Flapping Environmental Brigade would probably advise you to use C4 for your monkey-exploding needs.
SWEET! When youse guys invited us over this weekend and assured us we’d have a great time, I never imagined we’d be blowing up poo-flinging creatures! Excellent!
I’ll bring a video camera.
Hmmmm…I’d say if you put an explosive suicide belt and a turban on it, send it after some U.S. soldiers (other monkeys in camoflauge gear) and put the CNN logo in the corner of the video you should be okay as apparently terrorist propaganda videos of terrorists targeting our soldiers counts as “news”.
“You can’t stop the signal, Mal.” :o)
Go to Iran, I am sure you can find plenty of monkeys there and enough explosives just laying on the side of the road to take care of them. The US would not have any jurisdiction over your monkey blowing up exploits.
Explosives are so passe. Why not drawing and quartering? Just call it a vivisection and wear a white lab coat and you’ll be okay. Just don’t wear a golden lab coat or PETA will get you.
Many of you are lost. Lost Frnak J. fans who wonder what the true meaning of Christmas is all about.
Sarahk can tell you. So can Frnak. He will, too, if I buy a couple of his books.
I just might do that.
But if you want to know the true meaning of Christmas, we’re talking as explained by Linus,
you know what to do.
God bless us. Every one.
If we capture an undocumented Monkey as he swimms across the southern border, we should be able to evade PETA.
As for the “exploding” part, I suggest “Stumping Powder” (used to blow up tree stumps in rural locales) instead of the more usual explosives, since it is legal virtually everywhere in the country.
That’s “Monkees,” man.
The thing is even if you did get it done, some radical lefty monkey-lovers are going to flag the vid as inappropriate. Better to just host it on a server of your own.
Not sure, but if we’re talking Scary Evil Monkeys, I vote for the Laws of Physics. Maybe Gravity.
Depends.
1. Is it a liberal monkey or a conservative monkey? The ACLU only really cares about the combustion of liberal monkeys.
2. Is the monkey being blown up because it wanted to celebrate Christmas in the public square?
3. Dynamite contributes to global warming. I think Al Gore and the Flapping Environmental Brigade would probably advise you to use C4 for your monkey-exploding needs.
Let’r Blow! The monkey that is for you tards that are a bit “light in the loafers”…
Just do it in Mexico. There is no mention of monkeys in their Law of Animal Protection of the Federal District.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruelty_to_animals
SWEET! When youse guys invited us over this weekend and assured us we’d have a great time, I never imagined we’d be blowing up poo-flinging creatures! Excellent!
I’ll bring a video camera.
Hmmmm…I’d say if you put an explosive suicide belt and a turban on it, send it after some U.S. soldiers (other monkeys in camoflauge gear) and put the CNN logo in the corner of the video you should be okay as apparently terrorist propaganda videos of terrorists targeting our soldiers counts as “news”.
“You can’t stop the signal, Mal.” :o)
Go to Iran, I am sure you can find plenty of monkeys there and enough explosives just laying on the side of the road to take care of them. The US would not have any jurisdiction over your monkey blowing up exploits.
Explosives are so passe. Why not drawing and quartering? Just call it a vivisection and wear a white lab coat and you’ll be okay. Just don’t wear a golden lab coat or PETA will get you.
Many of you are lost. Lost Frnak J. fans who wonder what the true meaning of Christmas is all about.
Sarahk can tell you. So can Frnak. He will, too, if I buy a couple of his books.
I just might do that.
But if you want to know the true meaning of Christmas, we’re talking as explained by Linus,
you know what to do.
God bless us. Every one.
It’s a monkey, FrankJ.
A MONKEY.
you know how evil they are. how illegal can it possibly be?
If you include a follow up video of the more attractive PETA protesters I don’t see the problem.
If we capture an undocumented Monkey as he swimms across the southern border, we should be able to evade PETA.
As for the “exploding” part, I suggest “Stumping Powder” (used to blow up tree stumps in rural locales) instead of the more usual explosives, since it is legal virtually everywhere in the country.
You may have to go to Nevada. Everything is legal in Nevada. Even Harry Reid.
Use Menthos and Diet Coke.
Why can’t we just have monkeys look for roadside bombs in Iraq?
Davy Jones called and said leave the MONKEYS alone. I’m a Believer did enough damage.
That’s “Monkees,” man.
The thing is even if you did get it done, some radical lefty monkey-lovers are going to flag the vid as inappropriate. Better to just host it on a server of your own.
Blow up monkeys, aren’t those like blow-up dolls, except they look like OJ?