The Democrats are soon taking over Congress while right now the world is threatened by murderous thugs and nuclear weapons, and what are the three things their going to act on first? The minimum wage, student loans, and Medicare.
Come on!
Seriously, just give these guys a sandbox to play in while the adults handle the problems. I’m tired of the federal government focusing on piddling crap and ignoring the one thing it was created for: Destroying countries we hate.
Is anyone in the government going to focus on killing our enemies? Anyone?
Fine. Americans are self-reliant people. If the government isn’t handling something, we handle it ourselves. It works out better that way. Perhaps, for the first time ever, private citizens will have to handle foreign affairs. I’m thinking of organizing a group to fly over to countries we don’t like, completely trash the places with whatever munitions we get our hands on, and then we wrap it up in a bar somewhere over beers. I just need a cool name for it. Maybe “Citizens for Scared Foreigners.”
This could be a great idea. Think of the effect it would have on other nations if they knew that, if they pissed America off, a group of angry American citizens could suddenly come into their country and kick their ass. And they can’t complain to the American government to stop us because their two busy figuring out what’s a “living wage.” I say we first attack the Mexican government for sucking so much and because it’s only a drive away. Then we can work on getting transportation to rough up all the idiots in the Middle East. Bring ammo and sunscreen.
i want to be in that group, but i’m a celiac and don’t like beer and would also get sick if i drank it. can i just totally trash the countries with my bullets?
Radical, Unequivocal Mad Men, YAR!
And thus, RUMMY is born, I think it has a certain flair…
As someone who has travelled to foreign lands to kill people I think your idea has great merit. I think that when civilians go to some of these shit holes we send our troops to and kill a few of these miserable wretchs that hate us they will appreciate the fact the Gitmo is necessary and the prisons in Iraq are not so bad after all. Send the democrats first though, they’ll get shot up, which is good, and when the trailer dwelling, beer swilling red neck red state rethugs go they’ll clobber everybody in sight.
Better get rolling soon. The Dems may try to outlaw gun ownership and then confiscate all registered firearms (as England and Australia have done).
Of course, Diane Feinstein will get to keep her pistol.
Possible names:
Citizens for Military Diversity?
The Wrath of God Brigade?
Don’t Make Me Stop This Car!
And we get bonus points for style if we use surplus weapons from the country we’re trashing:
Get Putin with AK-47’s & Mosin Nagants.
Take on Ms. Merkel with Mausers & Walthers.
Whip Blair with Enfields. You get the point…..
When do we leave?
Death To Andorra!!!!
I once read that Andorra actually has no military, just a few guns to be fired on ceremonial occasions. So the question arises: Would it be easier to conquer Andorra or France?
You guys totally missed the oppurtunity to retake canada. Yeah it’s cold, but we could just make Alaska one big state this way and drill the hell out it.
Will Coppertone be okay?
Great song words by Malvina Reynolds (no known connection to Glenn) music by Pete Seeger.
Chorus:
I want to go to Andorra, Andorra, Andorra,
I want to go to Andorra, it’s a place I adore,
They spent four dollars and ninety cents
On armaments and their defense,
Did you ever hear of such confidence?
Andorra, hip hurrah!
Frank, I love your suggestion! I don’t think we need to send the boys to Mexico–let’s just send a couple of angry female Marines down there and that ass is kicked. That will free us up to handle the real fun stuff like Iran, Syria & France–although I’m not cleaning up when the French shit themselves again!
i sugested something like this a few months ago; namely, the First Annual IMAO Cruise. We charter a cruise ship filled with weapons to Beruit. When we arrive, we ammo up and start a march to Tehran, crushing all who oppose us.
Isn’t that “terrorism?”
It figures
“It figures”
Were have you been keeping yourself porto.
Let’s go to whatever ountry Porto lives in and put him up against that “wall” he keeps insisting we are going to be first against.
If the people there are anything like Porto, it should be a nice relaxing afternoon excursion with guns.
I value my ammo and don’t want to waste any of it on dickweeds like Porto. Let’s just bitch slap him as we march by…
You guys enjoy the next two years because after that the real fun starts! That’s when “herself” is elected POTUS and everyone on this blog is sent to a Gulag for “re-education”… Your stupid little guns will be of no use because she will send in the jack booted thugs to kick your door down and you will either conform to the will of the “Village” or suffer the fate of others who have opposed this vile shrew…
fix bayonets
I’m all for making a glass parking lot out of the Middle East. Those yahoos over there have been fighting since the beginning of time. It’s time to settle their little family feud before they take the rest of us to Hades with them.
When my kids were little and they squabbled I would make them sit on one of their beds with their arms around each other until they apologised (truly). I don’t think this would work on these morons. They’d strangle each other just for the fun of it. Therefore the only thing left to do is to take away the toy they are squabbling over.
Now nobody gets it. (the land, we adults get the oil…see it’s all about the oil )
Satisfied….I am.
We definitely need to stop by Mexico first. A road trip of this proportion is going to require lots of nachos and taquila.
It might end up being kinda like the transformation, we all witnessed, from counting down the number of days the hostages had been held in Iran, to their sudden release the day Reagan was sworn in…
The French aren’t the only ones that can shit themselves…
“Conan! What is best in life?!?”
“To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!!!”
Sounds like a hell of a party to me, Frank (you always come up with the best ideas)! Do I get to don warpaint and collect scalps?
I’m in. Canada has better beer than Mexico, so let’s start there.
From the looks of the news from the Mexican Border today, I’d say the first place to start would be backing up the National Guard with some citizen soldiers who didn’t have to recite a checklist before returning fire.