Cadet,
Where the hell did you get the new FBI profile drawings of Osama bin Laden.
You know those aren’t supposed to go public. Rumor has it he’s been hiding out just west of Duluth. Nobody would think to look there. The new eye’s were a mistake. He could never pass for Chinese and hid out in Mongolia. He’s also had the corners of his cheeks surgically pulled back behind his ears, the shit eating grin is permanent. In fact trying to make a straight face is downright painful. He wears a little turban under that boulder hat. Also, he’s already found out moose make lousy pack animals. His latest devious plot is to train caribou to carry bombs up Alaska and attack the pipeline.
The feds nearly nabbed him. They were tipped off when he came into town to complain about his astronomical gas bill for a one room hut, that and the special order for a thermostat that went to 115 degrees.
???
Damn… Frank J. REALLY shouldn’t try to grow a beard…
So that is why FrankJ puts a hat on his stick figures.
is this a fun fact about wisconsin? (plaid flannel is the official state shirt, right?)
??? Is this Al Gore’s projected new “treehugger” look?
Umm, that’s just scary…WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!! IS JOHN WAYNE GACEY PAINTING AGAIN?!!?
This is the best post ever… but only if you get the joke.
actually it looks a bit like George Lucas in a bowler hat O_o
Whoever it’s meant to be, that beard makes him look a bit like a joooooo!
Hmm. It appears that some of us that are not in the inner circle might need the joke explained.
Yeah, try ALL of us! Is this the emperor’s new joke or something???
He’s a lumberjack and He’s okay…
Cadet,
Where the hell did you get the new FBI profile drawings of Osama bin Laden.
You know those aren’t supposed to go public. Rumor has it he’s been hiding out just west of Duluth. Nobody would think to look there. The new eye’s were a mistake. He could never pass for Chinese and hid out in Mongolia. He’s also had the corners of his cheeks surgically pulled back behind his ears, the shit eating grin is permanent. In fact trying to make a straight face is downright painful. He wears a little turban under that boulder hat. Also, he’s already found out moose make lousy pack animals. His latest devious plot is to train caribou to carry bombs up Alaska and attack the pipeline.
The feds nearly nabbed him. They were tipped off when he came into town to complain about his astronomical gas bill for a one room hut, that and the special order for a thermostat that went to 115 degrees.