I got this comment today from a “Billy_jane”:
You Mr. FRANK!!!!!!!!! Seem to have nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo life whatsoever. I can truthfully tell you that while some of your facts are funny, most of them are STUPID and completely becoming of a 40 year old virgin who still enjoys momma’s homecooked meatloaf. Take that asswipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
It was to this fairly innocuous post about the guy who regrew a finger. I don’t even know what to say to this. I hope it was someone trying to sound retarded. If he’s just randomly angry like this, he should seek help or write diaries at the Daily Kos.
He must be half way through his gender change and experiencing hormonal imbalance. Or Mr. Hat is gone away again.
So what exactly do you find objectionable about his email? Too many “oooooos” in noooo(etc.) or the implicit insulting of your mama’s meatloaf?
Cuz if it was me, and somebody told me to “take that asswipe,” I’d just say, “No, thanks, you can keep your asswipe!” And then I’d just keep on making that crazy internet money we all know you are raking in through your little hobby here.
Incidentally, is it just mee, or are the RIGHT SHIRTS girls getting even hotter?
I still like my mamma’s homecooked meatloaf.
I think an IQ test is a great idea! All the lefty blogs do it. I believe their maximum IQ for commenting is around 30. For posting content, it’s 40 – they have to have some standards, you know.
“Incidentally, is it just mee, or are the RIGHT SHIRTS girls getting even hotter?”
#2 – Posted by: Mikee on May 2, 2008 04:57 PM
I never really thought they were all that great looking, good bodies, but not really facially appealing, but that one in the ATF is nice looking.
The IQ test should read:
“Are you smarter than a rock?”
But then, liberals never tell the truth anyways.
So – how is your mother’s meat loaf, Frank. I never cared for my mom’s meat loaf as I was growing up but my wife, the Divine AmosQ, makes a killer meat loaf.
Maybe he was just talking about your Mom’s collection of Meat Loaf music. Do you listen to Bat Out Of Hell or anything?
“Incidentally, is it just mee, or are the RIGHT SHIRTS girls getting even hotter?”
#2 – Posted by: Mikee on May 2, 2008 04:57 PM
I never really thought they were all that great looking, good bodies, but not really facially appealing, but that one in the ATF is nice looking.
#5 – Posted by: AR on May 2, 2008 05:36 PM
Glad I’m not the only one to think that same thing, #5
“STUPID and completely becoming of a 40 year old virgin ”
…which must be why Billy jane decided to respond.
Trolls don’t need a reason to be unreasonable. They assume that since they have no life everyone is as sad and unhappy as they.
You could look at it another way. Since he told you off he probably didn’t kick the dog, strangle the cat, punch his wife (if he has one, which of course is doubtful in the extreme) or cuss out his kids (see previous ( ) ).
You are doing a public service. You should get a medal. The “I’m a target for stupid, ignorant, morons…so you don’t have to be” medal.
I for one thank you.
Hmmm the whole “asswipe” thing got me to thinking. Yes it is a very dangerous thing, but dont worry they have removed all the sharp objects and my shoelaces, so I think everyone is safe. Anyway my minimal thought was is an asswipe really all that bad a thing? I mean what would we do without asswipes? Use our hands like the unsanitary people that predominatly orignate from the Mid East? A really good asswipe (3 ply and above) can be a thing of soft beauty to an area that is fairly sensitive. And dont get me started on babywipes, which are normally used as asswipes but can be used on other areas. I guess ultimately I figure being called an asswipe a minimal insult at best, and if you catch me on a “glass is half full day” (otherwise known as I’ve taken my meds) I might even consider it a compliment. perspective is a wondeful thing .. along with XANEX.
And as far as the t-shirt girls…. They all qualify as no beer girls (vs. those that require a 12 pack prior to “interaction”.)
mmmmmmmmmmmm
“momma’s homecooked meatloaf”
Yum.
My momma cooks a better meatloaf than your momma. Well, she used to before she lost her meatloaf marbles.
Frank, no offense but that e-mail smells of RONIN tying to pull your leg. It’s just too perfect. Someone really ranting would do a much worse job of it.
I hope you laughed at it. I did reading it. Thanks for sharing.! (how about a crazy e-mail contest with the usual best-of-the-best-of-the-best?
Yeah there sure are a little of nitwits out there.
Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul
Glad I’m not one.
(Ugh my post got trolled)
They got nuthin’ on the IMAO shirt girl. Grrrrrrrr…..
Allah ho Akbar.
Death to Imao and the rest.
facism don’t work in the world.
Bless America, stop facism.
To be fair to the commenter, at least he made it through the post without mentioning Ron Paul.
I like my mom’s home cooked meatloaf.
there seems to be an assumption that the troll is a “he”. but with an androgynous handle like Billy Jane, that is a stretch. Look at it like this Frank, as they say in show biz, no publicity is bad publicity. Besides it provides useful fodder for the rest of the zoo.
Yeah, but how did he know about the virgin thing? I thought that was supposed to be a secret.
It’s hard to let your meat loaf with these right shirt girls on IMAO…
Billy_Jane? All righty then! So is DKOS sending out creatures in various states of gender identity crisis to comment on IMAO now? Just wondering… Stevie_Sue
You fellows disappoint me, with your sexual objectification of the Right Shirts girls, as if their facial beauty were the only reason to look at them. In fact, as an man with moral purity and Virtue as my standards and Integrity as my law, I must tell you that what is inside the shirts is all that matters.
There’s nothing like being objective with proper ‘objectification’ when it comes to aesthetics.
Up bright and early checkin’ out the Right Shirt Girls at IMAO, eh? First laugh of the day, you two.
I’m up early too, but for an objectively different reason.
Being mentally unstable myself, I can see where he/she was going with his/her point. Your mommas homecooked meatloaf is definitely something to be desired, with billy jean, I think he/she has trouble chewing the asswipe. I would be angry too if I didn’t have any teeth.
As long as you don’t apply the test to front page posters. We like Harvey!
[BURN! -Ed.]
I never really thought they were all that great looking, good bodies, but not really facially appealing, but that one in the ATF is nice looking.
#5 – Posted by: AR on May 2, 2008 05:36 PM
Isn’t that what doggie-style is for? Not that I totally agree with the opinion of their faces. These aren’t butter faces.
Be nasty to him- all he will do is move from the attic apartment to his mother’s basement, since anything more might require actually leaving the house for the first time in sixteen years.