Other Stupid Things Obama Has Said

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Obama has said a lot of stupid things lately. Here’s a list of some other stupid things he’s said that aren’t getting much press coverage:
* “Bush doesn’t care about China because it’s full of black people.”
* “We don’t have to worry about the cost of my federal programs because at my last visit to Long John Silver’s I got a map to pirate treasure.”
* “I’m running for mayor of the U.S.!”
* “Countries in the Middle East don’t like the Jews since they took for themselves the largest country.”
* “My favorite type of pie is devil’s food.”
* “My grandfather was a ninja turtle.”
* “My middle name will help me in foreign affairs because it will make other countries think I have a bushy mustache.”
* “Ow! Fire hot!”
* “I do.”
People also reportedly thought they heard Obama misidentify Minneapolis as a state, but he actually said nothing stupid at that time. He was just misheard since his head was stuck in a bucket.

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  5. It is such a shame that you have to invent Obama mistakes because the man makes so few of them. Everyone knows how deeply intelligent the man is. I bet his IQ is like 160 or maybe even 180. He is basically a genius. That’s why we should all vote for him. The president should be someone who is so much better than the average person. He should be a brilliant man like Barack Obama.

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  8. Obamamania should signup but is fake. I made he/she to parody Obama supporters (they are really that bad) but could no longer continue after stumbling on Obama monkey poetry (see monkey robot post).

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  12. “I don’t believe John McCain is a homosexual even though he probably did homosexual acts on his guards in Vietnam”
    “My wife told me the other day that we had a wedding to attend…I told her that I was putting my foot down and we were going to the screening of Sex In The City in stead…
    How many Crackers can a Cracker Crack if a Cracker Cracks a Cracker in a Cracker Cracker…
    I’m 100% in support of gun ownership…that is why I’m 100% in favor of the Brady Bill…
    Rush Limbaugh is my brother-in-law through my cousin, twice removed from my single grandmother…
    Hillary is a homo…not that there is anything wrong with that…

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  13. *”I do”.
    Thanks, Frank! My gulp of soda just come out my nose and covered my computer screen (poor timing on my part)! Oh, well, the best laugh I had today.
    *”My grandfather was a Ninja Turtle”.
    Actually, I think Obama is Splinter’s retarded brother (an actual Demon-Rat!)
    I seriously have to ponder though…is the white side of Obama’s family any relation to Jimmuh Carta? If so, that would go toward explaining a lot.

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  14. “I do.”
    TISFS
    That is some funny shit! Can I say shit on here? or do I have to say sh## or sh#t or shizz? Am I really saying anything or just typing slo w l y?
    I guess I am saying something in my head as I type, but does that count? I suppose if you could read my mind you would hear me saying this.
    Actually, you are reading these words in your own mind. I’m right there. . .in your mind. Does that freak you out??? My voice sounds kinda like yours though. . .

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  15. Barry Obama can say anything and get away with it. Including contradictions:
    “My mother was black and my father was white.”
    “I thought it was the other way around.”
    “Now, you see, once again you’re missing the point and guilty of obfuscating. Oh, uh, and my uncle served in the Civil War.”
    “Which uncle was that?”
    “Racist! You’re assuming it was the white uncle.”
    “No, I thought you maybe you knew his name.”
    “Uh, John. Black Uncle John. He helped liberate Cleveland with the 169th Regiment.”
    “How can that be? None of your father’s relatives were American citizens actually living here then.
    “You’ve been hoodwinked and bamboozled. It’s time for a change at the highest level.”
    “Which Army? I don’t recall that Regiment number.”
    “The details aren’t important. He was there.”
    “Which side did your uncle serve on? No one ever liberated Cleveland (though not a bad idea).
    “You’re an example of a negative person who clings to stereotypes of black people.”
    “But aren’t you half-white?”
    “No. Once you have black in you, you’re ALL black. RACIST! Cracker! Get that gun outta my face. Put down that bible. I’m leaving this state and not coming back. There are only 56 left to go.”
    “You mean the 57 Islamic states?”
    “Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, man? I never knew no muslims.” (struts off in disgust)
    Bury Obama in ’08
    (“Bury Goldwater in ’64” was used as a negative slogan against Barry Goldwater.)

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  18. Alert! Alert! Another Obama “gaffe” to add to the “Obama is kinda stupid file”
    And this one is a beaut, as it shows his lack of knowledge regarding the situation in Iraq.
    Today, Obama said that “we have drawn down to pre-surge levels” regarding our troops in Iraq.
    Gotcha Obama! Actually, today there are more troops in Iraq than before the surge. Around 20,000 more troops! Idiot!
    What a moron! And this joker thinks we are going to trust him with our national security. Forget about it!
    What is that? It was McCain that said that we had drawn down to pre-surge levels? Mister “Military and Foreign Policy Experience.”
    Hmmmmmmm.
    Well, he just messed up the verb tense. Not a big deal.
    No need to nitpick, you stupid hippies.
    Now, if you will excuse me, I will now go play with my cool guns. They make loud noises and can kill people!
    They are (if I may quote our current super-smart president, George W. Bush) AWESOME!

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  20. I am not sure we can prove this but many people in Chicago say it’s the dirty secret about Barack Hussein Obama. IT is TRUE!!!! SEND TO EVERYBODY YOU KNOW! – allyson
    1.) FIVE African American women in Barack Hussein Obama’s church Trinity run by his white-hating racist preacher friends have told three independent people that Barack Hussein Obama SLEEPS with MEN in the church but he is on the
    “down low” which I am not sure what that means but some kid told me means he is always on top with men.
    2.) Father Michael Pfleger – that socialist extreme white-hating Catholic priest who should be excommunicated by Catholics – is Barack Hussein Obama’s LOVER for a long time.
    That explains why Pfleger was on phone with Jeremiah Wright and B. Hussein Obama (Ann Coulter calls him that) when Obama was embarrassed cuz of what Jeremiah Wright was saying in Washington, D.C. in April. Pfleger brags to all the Chicago news people that he’s the go-between for Reverend Wright and Obama and on the phone with both of them all the time to try to make peace with them.
    Pfleger and Obama are tight as ticks. But since Obama is on the “down low” I guess that means he always gets to be on top! Ha!
    Barack Hussein Obama is a homosexual but he must have mounted Michelle His Bitchy Belle at least twice to make children, if they are his. We have rumors about that too, that she does it with a black man in Trinity to make the kids.
    Maybe since Jeremiah Wright likes to do the women in his church, behind their husband’s backs, he did it with Michelle too?
    Everybody says not sure to believe Larry Sinclair who says he gave B. Hussein Obama a ‘B.J.’ in back seat of a limo but he swears his limo driver saw it happen and that Obama did crack cocaine and Sinclair did cocaine.
    Believe me or not but we know it is the gospel truth. I put my hand on my grandfather’s Bible and tell you it is so.

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