Menaces to Society

97% of kids play video games. This begs the question: What the hell is wrong with the other 3%? Are they not l33t enough? Do they play solitaire through the horribly inefficient deck of cards method? Do they not need to run around shooting people in video games because they do it in real life?
They sound dangerous. There should be a law that adults have to keep an eye on kids.

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  1. I am one of the 3%. I loathe video games. They give me headaches and I don’t like sitting still for more than three or four minutes. I might warm up to the Wii since it is more active, but I;ve never had the opportunity yet.
    this dislike for video games goes all the way back to the beginning, when my neighbors bought Pong. It just went downhill from there; Space Invaders, Asteroids, Pac Man. Blech.
    Don’t think any less of me, as if you could.

  2. Questions for MindurOwnBizness:
    1)Does your reportoire consist of anything besides non sequiturs?
    2)If Palin hates gays, why would she try to convert them(you)?
    Whether you believe homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, character flaw, divine blessing or birth defect, it does place the afflicted/blessed firmly outside the mainstream of society, history and culture. I think calling on god’s mercy to help someone overcome this disadvantage is in no way hateful or mean. In fact, to do otherwise would be a betrayal of her faith. You can call her a bi*** or insane or creepy or evil, but I don’t think the facts bear that out. Her own baby has a genetic flaw that will profoundly impact his life and the life of the Palin family. She had the legal right not to go through with the pregnancy. She chose life. Maybe I’m idealistic, but I think if there was a prenatal test for homosexuality, most people at this site would not use it as an excuse to end the pregnancy.

  3. #3 (“perhaps these kids would be locked up under an Obama administration”)
    Thank God Palin/McCain are going to win! I’d hate to have to hide my children and carry my gun 24/7.
    #5 (“But if it is against Homosexual marrige then I am all for her.”)
    Bingo.

  4. Bigots. Wanting gay marriage for straight people but not for gay people is bigotry. Straight people like yourselves are just using your religion as an excuse for why you don’t have to tolerate gay marriage. The problem is that won’t work. It will be accepted. It will happen and gays will be given money and tax breaks from the government for adopting children just like straight people get. Ha ha. Being gay isn’t a genetic flaw or a choice it is just the way it is. Look all the gay animals there are in the animal kingdom. You simply are a complete uneducated stupid loser person if you don’t understand this. If you don’t like it then I laugh at you because you will soon be surrounded by gay married couples and your kids will attending gay weddings or they may be gay and have a gay marriage. You may not accept it but you can’t stop it and you can’t stop society from accepting it. Palin will lose and even if she somehow wins she still won’t be able to stop the unstoppable gay marriage trolley from rolling right into your stupid little f***ing town!
    [You can complain about these trolls all you want, but I do like how they bleep their own swearing. -Ed.]

  5. You know not how truthily you speak.
    I’m a ceritified rifle instructor and team coach. More than once, I’ve had prospepctive youth rifle team members tell me they just couldn’t make it for shooting practice twice a week. They were too busy playing kill-em-all video games. Real shooting just couldn’t compete.
    What the hell this has to do with gay marriage, I can’t begin to troll.

  6. Apparently, the 3% come here to tell us how much they love gay people and want to have their babies, despite the biological impossibility of having their babies. Unless they’re female trolls who drug gay men and have sex with them…so I guess it’s not impossible, just improbable. What was I talking about again?

  7. So there is indeed too many people in the world this murder simulators provide the fundamentals and develop the basics for young and aspiring killers, there are a good thing. Because when the hammer comes down and it is soon, arguing about how intellectual you may be and how much of moron and homophobe everyone else isn’t going to help. The cut backs are coming soon just a heads up before the heads come off.

  8. Solitare counts as a video game?
    I heard that the engineer of that passenger train that crashed into that freight train in California may have missed the stop signal on the tracks because he was too busy ‘texting’.
    Welcome to the future!

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