Whenever anyone brings up that Obama has publicly said he’ll invade Pakistan, his defense is, “Yeah? Well, well, well, uh, uh, uh, John McCain! John McCain! Sang the song ‘Bomb Bomb Iran’!”
IRAN IS NOT AN ALLY. PAKISTAN IS AN ALLY.
Small difference. Tiny.
Is it just me, or does it send chills up your spine that he always insists on calling it Paah-kee-stawn, just like a good moslem should, having been trained in a good respectable madrasa. This is like a moslem check or something.
“What country is Karachi the capitol of?”
“Uhh. Ummm. Paah-kee-stawn?”
“Wrong, you terrorist swine! See you in Paradise, you commie bastard! The right answer is PAkistan!!! Time to meet your 70 virgins, terizt!!!”
Oh…sorry…had a bit of a break with reality there. It happens. So where are we all moving? My vote? Let’s liberate New Zealand.
the sad thing is, under an Obama–Jimmy Carter, the sequel–presidency, pakistan could very easily become the next iran, except it already has nukes, which is yet another reason why we can’t send forces in willy-nilly
Canada. They’re ripe, mockbadoc. Plus, they have more carbon and pitchblend and iron and nickel than we do.
Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran!
Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran!
Going to a Masque.
Gonna throw some rocks.
Tell the Aiatolla,
Gonna put you in a box!
Bomb Iran! Bomb, bomb…
Old Uncle Sam
Is getting pretty hot.
Time to turn Iran
into a parking lot!
bomb Iran! Bomb, bomb…
Well Sarah, you’re right, and if we had an actual candidate, instead of a make-pretend candidate with a huge ego, he’d actually speak up and make a cojent point once in a while. The only time McCain seems to make a strong passionate statement is when he’s trashing a fellow Republican.
Tonight, his big wow moment was imposing yet more socialism, while making a point of throwing Ronald Reagan under the bus…and now, though he told us all through the nominating process that Reagan was his hero, suddenly Roosevelt is his real hero.
The only way I’d care about his campaign at this point is if he promised to leave once elected and let Sarah have the presidency. Everyone else carries his water, and he leaves every opportunity on the table. Mitt Romney did a better job post-debate of explaining his mortgage buyout plan in 10 seconds than McCain did in 90 minutes…and Romney didn’t even know about the plan.
Of course, he could have prepared for the debate, as Obama does and most presidential candidates do…oh, that’s right, he’s the amazing John McCain and doesn’t need to prepare. What an idiot.
And why does Barack H. Obama think the War on Terror will be over if we catch Osama?
If there is one person or thing to be captured that would make a big impact on the War on Terror, I’d suggest the Masjid al-Haram.
I’m no fan of Obama’s, but I don’t know what the big deal is. I’d invade Pakistan too.
hell, I might do it this weekend, depending on how drunk I am…
Why invade Pakistan when we can let a little invisible projectile filled with plutonium go land near the suspected cave (as illustrated at the right). When the hideout becomes a sea of glass, maybe it was just a N. Korean test gone awry . . .
I understand your frustration with The One, though. But if he lists Iran beside Cuba in his list of tiny non-threats, how can we expect him to distinguish between allies and foes?
I think most children learn Big vs. Little before they move on to complicated stuff like Friend vs. Enemy. The Man-Child just hasn’t gotten there yet. Be patient, change is coming.
If you’re gonna quote me, you racist crackers, at least quote me correctly!!!!:
his defense is, “Yeah? Well, well, well, uh, uh, uh, John McCain!George Bush!John McCain!George Bush!”
Thank you, SarahK!! I was yelling this at the radio on my way home from class last night. At least it kept me awake!
Did anyone else notice that when McCain thanked the Chief for his service, he said “I thank you for your service.” And then Obama said the same he said “We”?????
Who is ‘we’?? Does he have a mouse in his pocket??
Or is that the Royal We??
Elitist twit!!