I love those things! They cut your hand every time you try to open one. you can break scissors on them, hell even my tablesaw is dull because they wont open. can you see the commie retard thats occupying the White House trying to get in one? it would be like an episode of the Special Olympics.
When Obama tries to lose less than seven teeth opening a shrinkwrapped Xbox game while also not scratching the cover or inadvertently triggering a RROD on the Xbox in another room, all while overseeing some big important Cabinet meeting while on the toilet, LBJ-style, I hope he fails.
Those clams get a bad wrap! As members of the International Order of Bivalves, they’re pissing in the wind at low tide. But some of their long-necked members are completely withdrawn.
You mean the hard plastic casing that has your new heavy duty knife inside that you need to cut open the casing it’s in? Yeah. Fail.
I love those things! They cut your hand every time you try to open one. you can break scissors on them, hell even my tablesaw is dull because they wont open. can you see the commie retard thats occupying the White House trying to get in one? it would be like an episode of the Special Olympics.
When Obama tries to lose less than seven teeth opening a shrinkwrapped Xbox game while also not scratching the cover or inadvertently triggering a RROD on the Xbox in another room, all while overseeing some big important Cabinet meeting while on the toilet, LBJ-style, I hope he fails.
Those clams get a bad wrap! As members of the International Order of Bivalves, they’re pissing in the wind at low tide. But some of their long-necked members are completely withdrawn.
I disagree – I hope Obama is successful in opening his clamshell packages and ruining the collectable value of his My Little Pony play figures.
When hObama tries to score the newest Optimus Prime action figure from T2: Revenge of the Fallen, I hope he fails and gets Arcee instead.
I don’t have to hope for Obama to fail, cause I know he will fail. He fail’s everyday. He’s the definition of fail and stupidity and retard also.
When Obama tries to connect 4, i hope he fails
Pretty Sneaky, James
When that one *forbidden* tries to zip up its fly, missing the bwarney fwank, I hope it fails.
Obama hates clamshell packaging. It always cuts his ears.
When he tries to open a lead-laced, arsenic-treated, asbestos-tainted, chinese-made condom packette, I hope he succeeds.