Congress
Everyone in this administration
Any CEO asking for a bailout
Union leaders
That guy that cut me off at the red light this afternoon
RINO’s
Everyone on Obama’s list as replacements for Supreme Court justices.
There are so many to choose from.
American Idol fans
Anal Bum Covers
Knights who say “Ni!”
Canadian Bacon (It’s frickin’ ham, people!)
Basil (There’s just something about that guy that I don’t trust. It’s either his avatar or him being named after one of the greatest herbs ever.)
The TOTUS
The BBC
Potted meat
Whoever canceled “The IMAO Podcast”
That guy over there, yeah, that one.
The duck who asks for questions and then doesn’t answer them
Taxes
Star Trek:Voyager
George Lucas from 1983 on
Greenpeace street activist hippies who stop me 12 times a week to ask “Excuse me, do you have 2 minutes for the environment?”
People who start every sentence with the word “basically”
People who make accusations based on “sounds”, ie “that joke sounds racist,” “that movie sounds sexist,” “that candidate sounds like a nazi.”
The accursed Vanir
Rick Astley
Cthulhu
lolcats
Internet memes in general
Thundercats, specifically, Snarf
The 5th dentist who is so freaking disagreeable all the time
Dane Cook
Tom Brady
The cast of “Small Wonder”
The CPSIA would make a good KTE. There are a lot of us fighting it that are on Twitter. For some more info, you can search hashtag #CPSIA on Twitter, or go to http://www.overlawyered.com and use his CPSIA tag to pull up all his posts on the subject. Right now the losses from this idiotic law are over $4 billion– and that’s just the ones we know of, and things are going to get worse in August when the next level of it kicks in.
* The Irish
* Ford/Lincoln/Mercury
* The Che Guevara capitalist merchandising empire
* Rage Against The Machine (Just kidding! There’s no point in dedicating an entire post when on word sums them up: crybabies)
* Peace Protesters
French Canadians. Sure they seem like harmless neighbors because they are Canadian, but they speak French and eat poo(teen), (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine). By definition, poo eating people can’t be trusted, have bad breath, and are in league with Hussein.
Flying snakes! They reside in trees and occasionally fly down to eat the face off an unsuspecting victim. After all, snakes can’t fly, right? WRONG!!!!!
H.R.1388- “Generations Invigorating Volunteerism & Education”, aka- MANDATORY VOLUNTEERISM? aka SLAVERY
A man who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither!
25 random things lists on Facebook (would be ironic to do 25 things on those)
Executive bonuses (Boni? Bonae?)
Barney Frank (second)
Stupid “inspirational” email forwarders who never check Snopes.
Anyone who wants to crush classic collector car and trucks into little metal cubes and send the cubes to Chinas so they can build more cheap crap. Congress tried that this year with Nancey Pelosie’s Cash for Clunkers act and failed. They suck!!!
Michael Flatley
Criss Angel
People who actually believe Obama will keep his campaign promises
(another vote for) Barney Frank
Anti-Prop-8 terrorists (those people who beat up that elderly couple who supported Prop 8 )
Squirrels in general
Scott Bakula
Scott Baio
People who think Bob Saget is awesome
Borg
Jim Bob and Michelle Dugger
There’s the always looming threat of Predator X, of course. Crazy evil monkeys too. Lets go with Geitner.
Teen vampire movies
Congress
Everyone in this administration
Any CEO asking for a bailout
Union leaders
That guy that cut me off at the red light this afternoon
RINO’s
Everyone on Obama’s list as replacements for Supreme Court justices.
There are so many to choose from.
Debt?
I vote for RINOs, but I’ll gladly take whatever you choose because Know Thy Enemy is my favorite feature of IMAO.
American Idol fans
Anal Bum Covers
Knights who say “Ni!”
Canadian Bacon (It’s frickin’ ham, people!)
Basil (There’s just something about that guy that I don’t trust. It’s either his avatar or him being named after one of the greatest herbs ever.)
The TOTUS
Congressional hearings: the bane of all thats good in the world.
The BBC
Potted meat
Whoever canceled “The IMAO Podcast”
That guy over there, yeah, that one.
The duck who asks for questions and then doesn’t answer them
Taxes
Star Trek:Voyager
Mexican Drug Cartels
MSNBC
Barney Frank
North Korean or Iranian nukes (they can’t reach the moon, therefore, they must be bad)
The ACLU
CAIR
Bailouts
Octo-Moms
Zombies
Wolves.
Drunken gorillas.
Klingons.
Arlen Specter.
The UN
The Joker (the one from Batman not Miguel d’Escoto Brockmann)
Come to think of it anyone named Miguel.
“Vince” from those “ShamWow!” commercials.
George Lucas from 1983 on
Greenpeace street activist hippies who stop me 12 times a week to ask “Excuse me, do you have 2 minutes for the environment?”
People who start every sentence with the word “basically”
People who make accusations based on “sounds”, ie “that joke sounds racist,” “that movie sounds sexist,” “that candidate sounds like a nazi.”
The accursed Vanir
Emo kids
Rap Music
Hangnails
Movie Previews
Mid-Life Crisis
Gratuitously Humanoid Japanese Robots
Rush Limbaugh.
Good call on “Vince”, Marko. I second that one.
Rick Astley
Cthulhu
lolcats
Internet memes in general
Thundercats, specifically, Snarf
The 5th dentist who is so freaking disagreeable all the time
Dane Cook
Tom Brady
The cast of “Small Wonder”
The CPSIA would make a good KTE. There are a lot of us fighting it that are on Twitter. For some more info, you can search hashtag #CPSIA on Twitter, or go to http://www.overlawyered.com and use his CPSIA tag to pull up all his posts on the subject. Right now the losses from this idiotic law are over $4 billion– and that’s just the ones we know of, and things are going to get worse in August when the next level of it kicks in.
Environmentalists.
Finally, a chance for everybody to become educated on one of America’s sneakiest enemies: Katie Couric.
Gratuitously Japanese Humanoid Robots
Obama has his “Know thy Enemy” list already:
-Invite them for tea sipping and boot licking.
-Give them money.
-Give them gifts translated by Bablefish.
-Smile a lot.
-Invite them over for bowling.
-Let them win.
-Smile a lot.
-Forget the Monroe Doctrine
-Invite them to land base Bear Bombers at Andrews AFB
-Let them win.
Obama needs a good “Know Thy Friends” list.
NANCY PELOSI
By the way, Know Thy Enemy is the best part of IMAO!!! do a few 😛
* The Irish
* Ford/Lincoln/Mercury
* The Che Guevara capitalist merchandising empire
* Rage Against The Machine (Just kidding! There’s no point in dedicating an entire post when on word sums them up: crybabies)
* Peace Protesters
Flying squirrels.
The ones with little napalm bombs under their wings.
Nasty little monsters.
This thing
http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/2009/03/barry_the_coral_ripper.php?utm_source=sbhomepage&utm_medium=link&utm_content=channellink
French Canadians. Sure they seem like harmless neighbors because they are Canadian, but they speak French and eat poo(teen), (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine). By definition, poo eating people can’t be trusted, have bad breath, and are in league with Hussein.
Flying snakes! They reside in trees and occasionally fly down to eat the face off an unsuspecting victim. After all, snakes can’t fly, right? WRONG!!!!!
– Sydney, Australia
– PETA
– Obama
– Congress
– Penguins
– Geithner
– Gibbs
– Pelosi
– Cats
– Enviro-mental-ists
– MSNBC
– The French
– Iran
– China
– Barney Frank
– Compulsory consideration of others
– The Russians
– Flying Albino Squirrels from Antartica
– Socialists
– Communists
– Canadians
H.R.1388- “Generations Invigorating Volunteerism & Education”, aka- MANDATORY VOLUNTEERISM? aka SLAVERY
A man who would sacrifice liberty for security deserves neither!
We are supposed to be good Americans and support our President. As such, I think you should do a “Know Thy Enemy” for Barry’s benefit.
“Know Thy Enemy: Buckets”
25 random things lists on Facebook (would be ironic to do 25 things on those)
Executive bonuses (Boni? Bonae?)
Barney Frank (second)
Stupid “inspirational” email forwarders who never check Snopes.
Gingivitis. It’ll kill us all if we let it.
Martians. You gotta be prepared.
Money Gnomes they took everything in my wallet…..oh wait that Obama and congress.
Uh…..How about Polar Bears they won’t lets us have the Anwar Oil
Teleprompters those things are just plain evil
Anyone who wants to crush classic collector car and trucks into little metal cubes and send the cubes to Chinas so they can build more cheap crap. Congress tried that this year with Nancey Pelosie’s Cash for Clunkers act and failed. They suck!!!
The Republican Party leadership
San Franciscans. I can help you with that one.
My Old and Middle English are a little rusty, but shouldn’t that be “Know Thine Enemy”?
not one correct answer from any of you. the only enemy is….
Satan
Michael Flatley
Criss Angel
People who actually believe Obama will keep his campaign promises
(another vote for) Barney Frank
Anti-Prop-8 terrorists (those people who beat up that elderly couple who supported Prop 8 )
Squirrels in general
Scott Bakula
Scott Baio
People who think Bob Saget is awesome
Borg
Jim Bob and Michelle Dugger
The Federal Government.
Frank, it’s pure evil.
Gratuitously Robotic Japanese Humanoids
Toxic Assets. They’re assets, but they are Toxic!
The Belgians
Gyppos, Krauts and bandy-legged dagos w/nine inch hips singing “Torremolinos, Torremolinos”.
Fat German businessmen building human pyramids by the pool.
and that f***** who keeps droning on and on about Watney’s Red Barrall.
Hugo Chavez, perhaps?
In a fight between Barney Frank and Aquaman…
Umm. Nevermind. Family-friendly blog, no room for that kind of imagery.
Bailouts.
Massachussets. What the hell is wrong with those people?
Lists
””” 🙂 ……
THAT THING That thing right up above this.
KILLER BEES!!! They suck!
telenovelas
RINOS
Barney Frank
Congress
MSDNC
Barney Frank’s Elmer Fudd voice.
Baggy pants.
Satan.
Secret islamic trianing camps here in the U.S.A.