Leave Politics to Beauty Pageants

My new proposal at Pajamas Media.

13 Comments

  1. I know you said something before and after but I can’t remember.

    Frankly, most political pundits aren’t lookers and often appear to be dorks (excepting me, of course; women want me and men want to be me).

    Not me! how bout you guys?

  2. Frank, your proposal will only work for ‘US Americans.’ The rest of the people will just have to slug it out.

    Plus, the Conservative movement already has our “pleasant spokeswomen” in MKH, MM, MK and AC (not to mention smart!). Their looks don’t belie their ideas – and visa versa.

    What’s the name of that young, liberal blond lady on FOX, who, at first glance is ‘good looking’ until you hear her speak? Um, yeah. Her idiotic mouth makes me think “you ignorant sl*t” and forget her name.

  3. I don’t know how you guys feel but I’m tired of just being a piece of meat! I’d like to be appreciated for my brains for a change! Woman just want to get into my pants! It’s a tiresome burden…

  4. After reading the sheer genius of your article, Frank I had one question. So why did you prostitute yourself for another rather than posting this on IMAO? You went for the big bucks, right?

    As for the article, once again you are way out front of societal evolution! The old phrase “if it ain’t broke, break it” comes to mind…except it is broke and once again Frank J shows us the only possible way to fix our politics and national discourse for today and well into the future. Well done ma’ boy!

  5. Sheer genius, Frank. I do want to make one correction, however; you state “The average pundit looks like he might have stopped to argue tax policy on the way to a Star Trek convention”. That’s not the average pundit; that’s Congressman Henry Waxman.

  6. Silicon Valley Jim-

    I must take umbrage at the horrible, malicious, uncouth and unfair smear in your comment.

    You sir are a cad and will remain a cad until a full and sincere apology is made to all attendees at Star Trek conventions.

    Compared to Rep. Waxman those Momma’s basement dwelling geeks are Adoni.

  7. “Can Obama play the flute?”

    In answer to your question, Frank, he can and does. It’s Rahm’s and made of skin. He plays it often when Michelle is busy shaving her balls.

  8. Okay, with this, I pictured Michelle Malkin in a bikini. I am done for the day, tell my wife I’m napping. May have to think about democrats to get the viagra surge down.

  9. 1) Nadya Suleman Wins Miss Anti-Abortion Pageant! Thanks to Science! Thanks to her Inate ability/talent for cranking out babies at a prodigious rate! Thanks to the Stupid People of California that allow her to do this on their dime(s)! 2) Sarah Palin wins Mrs. Anti-Abortion Pageant, the multi-talented Mrs. Palin wowed the judges with her ability to raise 5 kids, be wife of Todd, be Governor of Alaska, demonstrate extaordinary aerial Canis Lupis extermination proficiency, while exploding Moonbats’ heads just by the mention of her name. 3) I hope the primatologists were of the ‘devolved from primates’ variety. 4) “Let’s instead leave things to the attractive people.” And Hollywood goes wild! High-Fives for everyone(attractive that is)! Adam Lambert for President! >>> Umm, Frank, you might want to rethink that one. 5) O-bah-muhh playing flute can be seen at atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009

  10. ussjc,

    Just helping to pay back the substantial debt I owe to you in astoundingly awful mental images. You’ve given more than your fair share, and I think we all owe you a few, buddy.

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