What do I have to do to get “Commie Smasher” as an official title?
I love politicians just inflicting random rules on the private sector. Who knows what will happen? It’s wacky fun!
So there are people out there who honestly think this health care bill is the sort of thing the Founders would have liked? Like the Founders were about to add all these free goodies to the government, but there was a sale on powdered wigs and they forgot?
New Obama campaign: What freedoms would you give up for a Klondike Bar?
Obama will take his 20 pens and hide them across the world. The only way to undo the bill will be to find and unite them.
True fact: “This is a big @#$%ing deal” is what Stalin said to Lenin on the creation of the Soviet Union.
Big government is like a terminal disease. No cure, so we’ll just try to hang on as long as we can.
I like tax cuts mainly due to my racism, but I can’t speak for everyone.
Why are conservatives against universal health care? Because the only thing funnier than poor people is sick poor people.
So when do they start restricting speech under the Commerce Clause?
I’m guessing the “Hush Rush” type bills would be defended under that.
Fun part of evolving rights: Never know which new ones you’ll get and which old ones you’ll lose.
Yep – lots of them. They’re called “idiots”.
“So when do they start restricting speech under the Commerce Clause?”
Yesterday.
What do I have to do to get “Commie Smasher” as an official title?
Smashing some Commies would be a good start. If you want to come here, I’ll be happy to diret you to places where you can find lots of them (Berkeley, San Francisco, the Stanford campus, for a start).
I like tax cuts mainly due to my racism, but I can’t speak for everyone.
In my case, it’s due both to my racism and to my homophobia.
Frank Fleming. Commie Smasher. Sounds good.
Commie smasher… you violent teabagger guy you !!!
I want my shiny new unicorn. It’s covered under the commerce clause.
Obama would sell the nuclear launch codes to Russia for a Klondike bar.
If you find the 20 magic pens hidden around the world and the magic repeal dragon will appear th repeal the bill. Dragonpen Z.
“What do I have to do to get “Commie Smasher” as an official title?”
You have to smash Hollywood first.
You hire Dan Aykroyd to write you a script similar to:
“Hi. I’m Fred Garvin – male prostitute.”
but change a few words.
Then you smash Dan Aykroyd, Communist.
If you take the word ‘deal’ off the end of Biden’s sentence you’ll find he’s 100% spot-on correct.
Just Deem yourself a Commie Smasher, Frank. That’s all it takes. We can figure out the details later. We don’t want to get bogged down in a bunch of procedural nonsense. If it’s urgent, then just say Make It So and there you are.
And yeah – WHAT is up with all those pens? I saw Pelosi signing it with a whole fistful. Do they write one letter of their name with each pen, or what? And then what happens? They sell them on eBay? For A Limited Time Only! The Pen That Destroyed A Republic! Act Now And A Second Pen Is Yours For Only $19.95! (plus shipping and handling. this offer not valid in certain states).
Get permission from the Barry Goldwater estate.
The constitution is like the fence at a Zoo. Sometimes it keeps people from the animals and sometimes it keeps the animals from the people.
Frank, I’m more than happy to share my title, Commie Smashing Hippy Punching Right Wing Lunatic with everyone who wants to. Then we can get together and have a convention that will scare the living crap out of every Commie Hippy idiot out there.
“True fact: “This is a big @#$%ing deal,” is what Stalin said to Lenin on the creation of the Soviet Union.”
I’m pretty sure that Napolean also said something along those lines at the battle at Waterloo…right near the end.
“What do I have to do to get “Commie Smasher” as an official title?”
Isn’t that a title you can earn on Modern Warfare 2?
Damn it, Josh Reiter, you beat me to it by 4 hours. I literally thought of that same joke word-for-word and clicked on the comments section to post it and you beat me to it. I’m angry. This is a big @#$%ing deal. I wish they had that title in Call of Duty though. Just have that picture of Che in the right hand corner with a sniper reticle on his face for the art. I’d use it.
commiesmasher.com is available. Get it and the title is yours!
I wouldn’t give up s**t for a Klondike bar, but I’d sell my soul for a Hershey bar.
I have been looking for a snazzy title to put on my business cards. Commie Smasher works well.
These were excellent, Frank.
“Big government is like a terminal disease. No cure, so we’ll just try to hang on as long as we can.”
I have to disagree here. Big government is more like a gangrenous limb that the Left wants to keep the Right from amputating.
R: We have to remove it.
L: We can’t just give up on it. It’ll be fine if you let me spend more money on it, you greedy bastard.
R: You don’t understand. If we leave it there, it will result in a slow and painful death. Everyone has already started to complain about the smell of corruption.
L: No way! If I lose this life won’t even be worth living!
R: There is no choice. You didn’t treat the injury properly when it was minor and now you need to deal with the consequences.
L: Tell you what. Give me that rich person’s limb. I mean, it’s only fair, they’re wealthy so they don’t need working limbs.