Isn’t buying insurance for someone with a pre-existing condition not insurance at all but a handout?
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. And if you dissent by smoking pot, it’s even higher.
Actually, scientists have determined that the highest form of patriotism is punching a hippie.
One day, Obama needs to sit down and tell his VP, “Biden, you got this problem: Your mouth moves and sound comes out of it.”
If they made the Count from Sesame Street Dirty Harry, he’d never lose track of his bullets.
I think the theory is someone will have to read the health care bill and find what’s in it before it can be implemented.
If we all have to pay everyone’s health care, can we at least vote on who we’d rather let die than treat? I’m going to start with all of Congress. Next, the Black Eyed Peas.
9 days until the iPad! I’m so excited to see what the hell we’re supposed to do with them!
It is said that only a virgin can tame a rhinoceros.
Unicorn = Rhinoceros – Lizard
No! You shutup!
It’s a declaration of war against Croatia. The Commerce Clause clearly allows this.
I think the rule should be, you have to be able to recite the entire bill before you can vote in favor of it.
The Count as Dirty Harry?
Bang! One dead scumbag!
Bang! Two dead scumbags!
Bang! Three dead scumbags!
Bang! Four dead scumbags!
Bang! Five dead scumbags!
Bang! Six dead scumbags!
Six! Six dead scumbags!
(reloads)
“It is said that only a virgin can tame a rhinoceros.”
This probably explains the shortage of tame rhinoceros.
“If they made the Count from Sesame Street Dirty Harry, he’d never lose track of his bullets.”
1! 1 punk! ah ah ah! 2! 2 punks! ah ah ah.
Look count! A democrat, ! 1! 1 bullet! ah ah ah!
Buying insurance for someone elsre is not a hand out. It’s a bought vote for the democrats.
I guess Obama/Biden/Reid/Pelosi are the cheif dissenters.
Under Obamacare I’;ll bet the first to be not cared for served in the Armed Services. Wjy support a vet when you can support a welfare broodmare?
Only a virgin can tame a rhinoceros, but only you can prevent forest fires.
Thanks for trying to make the news funny, Frank.
In the State of Washington, the elected Republican Attorney General wants to join the other states suing the U.S. Government over Obamacare. Our Democrat Governor Chris Gregoire is attempting to stop him by violating the separation of powers under our state constitution by cutting-off funds to the AG’s office.
Why do I suspect that life in America is about to come unhinged? I’m not laughing much today.
The only pre-existing condition you can be charged more for is smoking. I thought that Dems believed that smoking was an addiction caused by the awful tobacco companies preying on weak minds. Now, you can be charged more for being an addict against your will. It lets the tobacco companies off the hook for their evilness. At least we have found one type of company Dems like. Of course, you can only smoke outdoors, miles away from anyone, but if you do, you have to pay more for insurance.
Very confusing.
“If we all have to pay everyone’s health care, can we at least vote on who we’d rather let die than treat? I’m going to start with all of Congress. Next, the Black Eyed Peas.”
I would like to cast a vote for either Madonna, Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Barbra Streisand, Perez Hilton, Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks, Michael Moore, Keith Olbermann, Larry King, Rosie O’Donnell, Joy Behar, Bill Maher, Ed Begley Jr., Ed Asner, and anyone from the cast of the TV series MASH. Perhaps we could just put the appropriate names on a roulette wheel and make it into one of the “reality” TV shows that the left seems to love.
I think the republicans should nuke then moon, and then even the liberals will fear us and everyone else will collectively fear America
The Dems thought that smoking was bad until high taxes on cigarettes led to smoking cessation, which in turn endangered state revenues from the tobacco company settlement. Funds from the settlement are supposed to go to public health programs, which means that smokers improve public health.
You may notice that obesity has far eclipsed smoking in the public health arena. And while we at it, the second hand smoke studies were more flawed than the IPCC climate studies.
Alles klar, Kommissar?
@ 12….. you should consider working your way up to the moon nuking…… start a bit smaller so people understand you’re serious…… I suggest Iran….. or Mecca….