Random Thoughts

I think what the public is going to be really desperate for after Obama is another really fat president like Taft.

So, yes, Chris Christie is my current front runner for the Republican presidential primary. You heard it here first.

People just got to get over the fact that the RNC Chairman is black.

Actually, I bet the press will call death threats to Cantor “right-wing” violence. It does involve a right-winger.

Eventually computers will write movies based on input of targeted demographics and previous financially successful movies. The results will be horribly cliché, but watchable and ultimately profitable.

Got the Word of Promise audio Bible. Zod/Jor El is the voice of God. Luke Perry is Judas.

So what now? The RNC isn’t going to reimburse my visit to a bondage-themed nightclub? Come on!

My wife made my fajitas for lunch with homemade guacamole. Yep, that t-shirt babe contest worked out well.

BREAKING: DNC will give Cantor threat suspect’s donations to charity. Specifically, a bondage-themed nightclub.

Every time GoogleMaps updates its satellite photos, Canada looks more and more threatening to me. No, YOU’RE paranoid!

I find it hard to evaluate the job Steele is doing when I never really paid attention to the RNC Chairman before.

The Marmaduke trailer makes we wonder if we need a law against depicting animals talking.

Chuck is just pure fun. If it’s canceled, I’ll become violently angry, though the media will probably blame it on me listening to Limbaugh.

Wife’s trying to guilt me into using my allowance towards baby stuff, but if I don’t get an iPad I’m going to be an abusive father.

Isn’t it a cool idea there is going to be someone with my genes who grows up with me educating him? He’ll be like a superhuman.

Is it a sign of my maturing that Ricky Martin coming out hasn’t sparked one humorous thought? Or am I just now dead inside?

Apparently, some countries don’t like America. Have we ever thought of putting suggestion boxes on our embassies to find out why?

19 Comments

  1. For some people like Ricky Martin and Clay Aiken, they don’t need to come out rather than just say “You’re right.”

    OMG! Michael Steel is BLACK!!

    What’s more disturbing about that Marmaduke trailer is the dancing animals. That is just wrong and sick and twisted and…..and disturbing on many levels

  2. Apparently, some countries don’t like America. Have we ever thought of putting suggestion boxes on our embassies to find out why?

    Reminds me of my work neighbor. He voted for Obama, because when he took a vacation to Ireland 2 years ago, he found out that “they don’t like us over there because of Booooosssshhhhhh!!!!”

    Wonder how they like us over there, now….

  3. The RNC has a chairman?

    I can explain the RNC money spent at the bondage club. Someone was keeping tabs on Pelosi, Frank, Clintons (both of them), Reid and the others.

    You will teach your child proper firearms training. Therefore more firearms are baby stuff.

    Apple is boycotting Fox News. That nmakes the Ipad a maxIpad.

  4. “Isnt it a cool idea there is going to be someone with my genes who grows up with me educating him? He’ll be like a superhuman”

    A superhuman what?

    Ricky Bobbies revelation is only a revelation to himself….. Everybody else knew he was a flamming homer years ago

  5. “Apparently, some countries don’t like America. Have we ever thought of putting suggestion boxes on our embassies to find out why?”

    Jimmy Carter tried that already. I think the first one was on the Tehran embassy. I believe program was discontinued after that. I could be wrong, try Wiki.

  6. RT:
    Going to a comment thread on a political website and complaining that everyone there is crazy is like going to an AA meeting and complaining everyone there is an alcoholic. Message boards, online video games etc.. this is how we keep those people off the streets.

  7. After some thought, I have reached an explanation of your inability to joke yet about Ricky Martin. You are still in shock and denial. This information about one of your heroes must be a terrible jolt. It is worse than finding out something unthinkable such as “Chuck Norris is afraid of earthworms”….Noooo, Chuck, that was just a simile trying to make a point!!11!! Please, chuck, let me live.

  8. “Is it a sign of my maturing that Ricky Martin coming out hasn’t sparked one humorous thought? Or am I just now dead inside?”

    No, it’s simply a sign that you long ago realized that Ricky Martin has never been relevant.

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