I’ve always been curious what IMAO stands for, and I saw this. Apparently it stands for “Institute of Management of Accountant of Oman.”
Of course, there are other possibilities:
Independent Martial Arts Organization
Illegal Marionettes Attacking Oregon
I Make Awesome Oatmeal
Irksome Manatees Annoying Obama
International Monkey Assassins Organization
Injecting Medication in Albino Oxen
Irrigating Malaysia After October
If Man Ate Orangutans
What do you think IMAO stands for?
In My Accurate Opinion
Innovative Madagascar Accounting Operatives
In My Arrogant Opinion? (Opposite of IMHO I suppose…)
In My Arrogant Opinion. Of course.
IMAO stands for punching hippies and extermination of monkeys. I thought everybody knew that.
In My Absolute Opinion?
When I first saw it on twitter, I thought it was LMAO with a lowercase “l.” So I’m wondering if it has something to do with that but with an I instead of an L. Like “Irrigating My A## Off.” Or “Irritating My A## off,” when it comes to liberals…?
My other suspicion is that its an acronym for something in Latin…
I-MAO= me chicom mass murdering inpiration to all democrats? No, too much hippie face punching for that.
I do like International Monkey Assassins Organization. One wrong move and they slip you a poisoned banana. Or fling radioactive poo. space Monkey is a founding member.
I’m Moderated Again, Oy!
Itching My Ass Off!
I Mated with An Orangutan. Say it ain’t so, Frank! Say it ain’t so!
Incredulous, Marauding, Aggressive, Orange. The Charlie Crist story!
I’d write it but then the Cray Super Mega Giant Computer that Bib Sis is running picks up the phrase and Frank J will be face down on the front yard with a cattle prod (big one) up his ass! I’m fairly confident that FrankJ would never (chuckle) rat out his dear readers once they apply about 60 watts to his wrinkled up nads…(Frank is a victim of nad baking being a geek and all), but I don’t want to take that chance. I know that stuff would start falling out of a DC130 along with big guys and then the 130 would circle being “Puff The Magic Dragon” and all!
It has something to do with I Might Asskick a certain someone…
I McCain Am Onerous
(you can substitute Obnoxious, Ornery, Obstreperous, etc. but not OK!!!)
I Maintain All Ordnance
(that’s better for you, Frank)
Indignant monkeys against orrangutans
Independent monkey alliance organization
Interplanetary monkey armament & ordnance
Motherhood, prosperity, and a hot lunch for orphans.
Obviously, a communist website – “I, Mao“.
I married an Obama
Institute of Militarily Applied Orangatans
ItMightAnnoyObama
take 2
It Might Annoy Obama
Institute of Members of Associations and Organizations
Tony got it right, you went over this a couple years ago. But as far as I’m concerned IMAO stands for nuking the moon, and that’s change I can believe in.
From Lucianne…and might I add you just can’t make this stuff up
With Obama visiting Indonesia today, the New York Times has a story that is just chock-full of interesting tidbits about Obama’s time living there as a child in the late 1960s. (Snip) Then, of course, there’s this: His nanny was an openly gay man who, in keeping with Indonesia’s relaxed attitudes toward homosexuality, carried on an affair with a local butcher, longtime residents said. The nanny later joined a group of transvestites called Fantastic Dolls, who, like the many transvestites who remain fixtures of Jakarta’s streetscape, entertained people by dancing and playing volleyball.
Interplanetary monkey armament & ordnance
International monkey apiarists organization
Idignant monkeys against orangutans
Interplanetary monkey ordnance and armament
One more try
It Might Annoy Obama
check that, armament and ordnance
International monkey apiarists organization
How is a dancing vollyball playing transvestite in any way “entertaining”?
I guess i know why Muslims tend to blow things up in Indonesia now.
I always assumed it was In My (rhymes with casserole) Opinion, but Arrogant does make more sense now that I think about it.
We have a bunch of transvestites playing college football…they are called Boise State! BWAAAAAA!
The L/I thing is confusing so if it was an L:
Laughing More At Obama
You stand to flush.
When Boise State plays Iowa in a bowl game (I’m praying) I might suggest the blue pants! It will make the…um…stains on their backsides harder to detect as Iowa comes thundering out of the tunnel and the ground starts to shake! And Adrian Clayborn looks at your Quarterback before the first play and simply says “PAIN”!!!
I Must Assault Obama.
I thought it stood for:
1) Nuking the Moon
2) Punching hippies in their dumb hippie faces
3) Genetically resurrecting dinosaurs and arming them with rocket launchers
4) Monkey genocide
5) Increasing Keith Olberman’s ratings
Oh! You mean the letters I-M-A-O? Easy.
Its My America, Obama!
Incensed Marsupials Attacking Obama
I too had to look it up some time ago; but I think in this case, “In My Accurate Opinion” fits better than “In My Arrogant Opinion.” So Kudos to whoever thought that one up!
Institute of the Moon is About to be Obliterated
I made an observation, in my analytical opinion, I must accurately opine, insisting my anonymity obfuscate.
I think that it stands for XKCD.
I have no idea what IMAO stands for.
But, I know what it won’t stand for:
* Hippies
* Socialists
* Monkeys with firearms
* Stupid crap (unless it’s funny stupid crap)
Ignorance Must Account (for) Obama
On a side note, can those lazy marionettes hurry up and finish off Oregon so they can get to work on Kalifornistan already? Honestly, it’s impossible to find good attack marionettes these days.
International Moon Annexation Organization?
Re: #6
Close, but it’s actually the iMao, Apple’s newest product. It executes political prisoners with an innovative touchscreen interface.
OK…let’s try that again…
Impartial My A$$, Obermann!
Inigo Montoya Annihilates Obama
“My name is Inigo Montoya; you have violated the Constitution; prepare to die!”
figuratively, of course . . .
IMAO= I’M Averaging Okay == obama’s latest popularity poll
I Made An Omelette
In My Awesome Opinon
I Manhandle Angry Orangutans.
“Illegal Marionettes Attacking Oregon”
Illegal Mexicans Attacking Obama would sound better.
Actually it would definitely be better but has very little chance of coming to pass.
IMAO stands for goodness and against badness.
#33 – Jimmy,
Good one! (or four)
I Make Awesome audiO (Podcasts)
AS much as I like Mecahawk # 43,
it’s right there at the top of the page:
Incinerated
Moon,
Atomic
Ordnance
Say! Did I finally solve one of your riddles??
Intelligent Mice Arming Otters. Now you know how otters got the RPGs and AKs.
I Make Awesome Omeletts. You want cheese on yours?
Introducing More Angry O-bots. It’s ON!
I like Terry_Jim’s best though.
Incinerate Moon and Oberon (the satellite of Uranus not the fairy king)
Wait, that’s an acronym? I thought you were just dyslexic or something.
Irritating Morons Against Objectivity
ie: Liberals/Democrats
I thought Barney Frank was the satellite of Uranus?
IMAO stands for “Frank didn’t proofread his URL registration enough to see that wasn’t a lower-case L”.
India’s Meditating Ashrams Organization
Integral Mathematics After O-Chem
If you really want to know though, aren’t you a computer programmer, Frank? Read the POD or simply
use IMAO;
my humorblog = IMAO->new;
that ought to work. . .
IMAO = Intellect minimal, arrogance Obama-nable
IMAO = Islamic Murderers Annihilation Obvious
IMAO = Inquiring Minds Aggravate Obama
IMAO = Instant Mollifying Arrest Obama
1. In My Asshole Opinion
2. Indignant Mulattoes Annihilate Obama
3. Indigent Monkeys Assassinate Originality
IMAO stands for the very same thing Superman and Ronald Reagan stand for: “TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY”. Everyone should know that by now.
I M An Operative
I MAO
U MAO
HE, SHE, IT MAOS
WE MAO
YOU MAO
THEY MAO
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imao: an Apple iMac with Open architecture (very rare)
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imao: falls between iman and imap
I Make (an) Ass (out of ) Obama