Women who are raped are stoned along with Homos! Don’t you know anything about “The Religion of Peace”? Jeez!
So did Osama go Kerplunk or Kersplush? Not that it matters but I’m kind of hoping for a Kerplunk! This would indicate a bellyflop! That would be excellent after a face shoot!
Remember that James Bond movie where they faked Bond’s death and threw him overboard, only to be recovered by scuba divers? We have to ask what Aquaman has been up to.
Crabs and shrimp are taboo in strict islamic culture. I guess becoming crab and shrimp poop is a proper dis. Go hungry crabs and shrimp, go !!
Storm has a good point. But Aquaman’s on our side. First, ROCKquaman tells us he’s ready to be a real superhero. Right away the NAVY pulls off a major coup in a dry, mountainous area. Coinkidink?
“US officials also assure us that Osama was shot in the face according to Islamic traditions on face shooting.”
There are no real Islamic traditions on face shooting – that involves fighting like a man. However, there are many Islamic traditions regarding exploding bombs in faces of women and children.
Incidentally, this “Fighting For al quaeda ad keeps popping up for a special on PBS: According to the page it links to, “Afghan journalist Najibullah Quraishi — who reported last year’s award-winning FRONTLINE film Behind Taliban Lines — once again journeys deep inside enemy territory. This time, he gains extraordinary access to a band of militants and foreign fighters in Afghanistan who say they’re loyal to bin Laden and are readying a Spring offensive against the U.S.”
Why is it that “militants and foreign fighters who say they’re loyal to bin Laden and are readying a Spring offensive against the U.S.” and PBS have mutual friends?
@Son of Bob
Why is it that “militants and foreign fighters who say they’re loyal to bin Laden and are readying a Spring offensive against the U.S.” and PBS have mutual friends?
They don’t have mutual friends – but they do have a mutual enemy: America.
[Tessio brings in Osama Bin Laden’s bulletproof vest, delivered with a fish inside]
Sonny: What the hell is this?
Clemenza: It’s a Sicilian message. It means Osama Bin Laden sleeps with the fishes.
Michael Corleone: [to Sonny] It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly business.
So did Osama go Kerplunk or Kersplush? Not that it matters but I’m kind of hoping for a Kerplunk! This would indicate a bellyflop! That would be excellent after a face shoot!
As all turds do, he went plop. Let’s hope he was a sinker instead of a floater.
Can you imagine the lead tied to the body inside the bag? He’s down there right now. Chomp, chomp, chomp…
Personally, I think he’s a super-secret military prisoner somewhere being fed coffee and cake. I’d want him to be real friendly before I lopped his head off.
For everyone who missed my comment on a previos thread on this forum, I think It’s perfectly appropriate to refer to Osama bin Laden as “sharkshit” and the rest of the world’s muslim population as “pigshit.” I don’t think we do them any favors by addressing them otherwise, IMAO.
I was under the impression that Islamic tradition dictates that only women who have been raped are to be shot in the face.
Women who are raped are stoned along with Homos! Don’t you know anything about “The Religion of Peace”? Jeez!
So did Osama go Kerplunk or Kersplush? Not that it matters but I’m kind of hoping for a Kerplunk! This would indicate a bellyflop! That would be excellent after a face shoot!
Remember that James Bond movie where they faked Bond’s death and threw him overboard, only to be recovered by scuba divers? We have to ask what Aquaman has been up to.
Crabs and shrimp are taboo in strict islamic culture. I guess becoming crab and shrimp poop is a proper dis. Go hungry crabs and shrimp, go !!
Storm has a good point. But Aquaman’s on our side. First, ROCKquaman tells us he’s ready to be a real superhero. Right away the NAVY pulls off a major coup in a dry, mountainous area. Coinkidink?
“US officials also assure us that Osama was shot in the face according to Islamic traditions on face shooting.”
There are no real Islamic traditions on face shooting – that involves fighting like a man. However, there are many Islamic traditions regarding exploding bombs in faces of women and children.
Incidentally, this “Fighting For al quaeda ad keeps popping up for a special on PBS: According to the page it links to, “Afghan journalist Najibullah Quraishi — who reported last year’s award-winning FRONTLINE film Behind Taliban Lines — once again journeys deep inside enemy territory. This time, he gains extraordinary access to a band of militants and foreign fighters in Afghanistan who say they’re loyal to bin Laden and are readying a Spring offensive against the U.S.”
Why is it that “militants and foreign fighters who say they’re loyal to bin Laden and are readying a Spring offensive against the U.S.” and PBS have mutual friends?
They don’t have mutual friends – but they do have a mutual enemy: America.
I guess the Navy misunderstood the PBS guy when he said Osama was a good chum.
[Tessio brings in Osama Bin Laden’s bulletproof vest, delivered with a fish inside]
Sonny: What the hell is this?
Clemenza: It’s a Sicilian message. It means Osama Bin Laden sleeps with the fishes.
Michael Corleone: [to Sonny] It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly business.
As all turds do, he went plop. Let’s hope he was a sinker instead of a floater.
Can you imagine the lead tied to the body inside the bag? He’s down there right now. Chomp, chomp, chomp…
Personally, I think he’s a super-secret military prisoner somewhere being fed coffee and cake. I’d want him to be real friendly before I lopped his head off.
#11 – Jimmy,
I hadn’t thought of that!
Yeah… secret prisoner… every one thinks he’s dead, they could work on him for years… Mmmm delicious!
For everyone who missed my comment on a previos thread on this forum, I think It’s perfectly appropriate to refer to Osama bin Laden as “sharkshit” and the rest of the world’s muslim population as “pigshit.” I don’t think we do them any favors by addressing them otherwise, IMAO.
Also, if divine justice was done completely, he went “kersplat!”
One more proposal: pigs who subsist on muslim flesh should be renamed “dogshit” and assigned a number.