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Pork Eating Crusader’: Is ‘Infidel’ Apparel and Gear Gaining Popularity With the Troops?

I’m personally hoping the answer is “yes,” because – like any group targeted by hate speech – we must “take back” the words that our victimizers use against us.

Liberals should be all about supporting the troops now, and I expect them to act really offended if a Muslim uses the “I-word,” but just shrug it off if an actual I-word uses the I-word.

Weird things about this article:

1) There’s only one tiny, blurry, possibly-photoshopped, picture of a uniformed soldier wearing a “Pork Eating Crusader” patch, and he’s German.

2) They waste no time bringing up “the Koran burnings, the urination video, and the killing of 16 civilians”. Yes, those things are precisely equivalent to a swatch of self-deprecating embroidery.

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UPDATE 8PM: In case you feel the need for I-word gear [High Praise! to NO_MO_BAMA]:

Pork eating crusader patch

Infidel Strong patch

Infidel tab/rocker patch

7 Comments

  1. 4of7 deserves High Praise.

    Now, if it said: “Head-lobbing, gut-splitting, Islam-eradicating Pork Eating Crusader“, would that be too offensive?

    How about a patch that said: “Islam is not a religion. It’s a totalitarianism political system.”

    (I guess that would be too wordy. Offensive to most, but wordy.)

  2. Military.com tracked down Clayton Montgomery at Mil-Spec Monkey, a large online seller of infidel gear, who says his most popular item by far is the “Pork Eating Crusader Patch.”

    milspecmonkey

    Search Keyword pork eating crusader

    Total: 0 results found.

    “a large online seller of infidel gear”

    They sell military…stuff wtffffff

    This story is pure bull S-word

    PS: so what if the guy is German, he’s WHITE! and he’s a TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. ok, they actually do sell it, and 2 others with the I-word

    http://milspecmonkey.com/store/patches/trouble-makers
    http://milspecmonkey.com/store/patches/word-based

    and this:
    http://milspecmonkey.com/store/patches/secretpatch-2 O_O

    If you don’t know what it is, don’t buy it. Furthermore don’t ask what it is either 😛

    So four items that reference the I-word…I guess… and this qualifies them as “a large online seller of infidel gear”?

  4. Thank you Jimmy.
    I’m glad to share this High Praise with No_Mo_Bama, he seems to have done a lot more work than I did! 😉
    I figured all the members of the Brotherhood of Bacon-Eating (and Bacon-Eschewing) Bastiches would appreciate the link.

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